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How’s about you tell us YOUR favorite joke!
Good ol' Zippy Beaniegoose says:
I cant decide which joke I like the best, I like them all!
February 04, 2011 9:45 AM PST
Abigail says:
My favorite is one that a door tells you. And here it is. Door: knock,knock. Me: who's there? Door: Oscar. Me: oscar who? Door: Oscar her a stupid question and you'll get a stupid answer! i love that one! hahaha!!! :)
February 04, 2011 9:49 AM PST
Pickles Nuttyflap says:
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who? .
February 04, 2011 9:57 AM PST
Mystery Mouse says:
I have a great knock knock joke. OK you start... You: Knock Knock Me: Who's there? LOL
February 04, 2011 9:59 AM PST
ToonCouncil says:
That one gets me every time, Mystery Mouse!
February 04, 2011 9:59 AM PST
Crimson says:
Knock Knock! Who’s there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy that you are in, but I don’t believe them. lol XD
February 04, 2011 10:02 AM PST
Brambleclaw says:
What did the V.P. say when he found out that the new cogs were toons? I don't know I haven't gotten my suit yet.
February 04, 2011 10:02 AM PST
Mya says:
i could of said my favourite joke but it was stolen from those movers and shakers so hopefullly i can tell you soon
February 04, 2011 10:04 AM PST
awesomness says:
My favorite joke is.... What's Beethoven's favorite fruit? The Ban-nan-nan-aaaaaa!
February 04, 2011 10:05 AM PST
Jellyroll Zillerwig says:
What do you call a Mushroom at a party? A Fun-guy! (Fungae!)
February 04, 2011 10:08 AM PST
Pearl Loopenswirl says:
Where do rocks sleep? In a bed of rocks!
February 04, 2011 10:26 AM PST
super chip (82 laff) says:
knock knock whos thare i am
February 04, 2011 10:32 AM PST
ToonCouncil says:
Nice to see you super chip!
February 04, 2011 10:32 AM PST
Beanfink says:
What do you call a seagull who only flies around the bay? A BAGEL!! Hyuk hyuk!
February 04, 2011 10:41 AM PST
Little Penny Feathermarble says:
My favorite joke is : Knock knock. Who's there? Minnie. Minne who? Minne people have asked that, and its driving me nuts! Hey, I know it's cheesey, but i AM a mouse!
February 04, 2011 10:54 AM PST
Smirky Bumberpop says:
Door: Knock Knock! Me: Who's there? Door: Atta Me: Atta who? Door: Atta my way! I gotta get those jokes back from the cogs!
February 04, 2011 11:06 AM PST
Emerald says:
My fav. joke is, what do you call a parrot and ant mixed? A Walkie Talkie, because the ant walks and the parrot talks
February 04, 2011 11:12 AM PST
Daphne Fizzle Poof says:
What do you get when you cross a duck and a cog? A Quackbot
February 04, 2011 11:16 AM PST
Coconut says:
My favourite joke is "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Mover and Shaker." "Mover and Shaker who?" "Mover and shaker can't take another JOKE!" What's yours?
February 04, 2011 11:18 AM PST
piggy says:
so a duck walks into the gag shop with only 1 shoe and the clerk asks did you lose a shoe? and the duck says back no i found one!
February 04, 2011 11:18 AM PST
Jalli says:
What do you use to unlock a Bossbot building? A Flun-key! BUD-UM-BUM
February 04, 2011 11:24 AM PST
ToonCouncil says:
Love it Jalli!!!
February 04, 2011 11:24 AM PST
kai says:
why did the chikin cros the raod
February 04, 2011 11:26 AM PST
Moonlight says:
Whats black and white and red all over A penguin rolling down the hill with a sun burn!
February 04, 2011 11:29 AM PST
Dippy Nickelbounce says:
My favorite joke is a PIE IN THE FACE while racing at Goofy's Speedway! Now THAT'S a joke!
February 04, 2011 11:33 AM PST
pink pink says:
knock knock. hows there? dockter. dockter how? no not that one
February 04, 2011 11:35 AM PST
Princess Pinky says:
Yeah. Cogs cant stop toons from telling jokes! We can still tell jokes!! :D
February 04, 2011 11:36 AM PST
Z.Z says:
My favorite joke is knock knock whos there olive olive who olive you!!!
February 04, 2011 11:38 AM PST
Claire says:
My favorite joke goes like this, I made it up when I was 10! Knock knock! Who's there? Ivanna Ivanna who? Ivanna doggie treat! I was only 10 so please don't make fun =)! The knock knock person is supposed to be a dog owner. And the who's there person is supposed to be a puppy!
February 04, 2011 11:40 AM PST
ToonCouncil says:
You were a funny 10 year old, Claire!
February 04, 2011 11:40 AM PST
alec says:
My favorite joke would be "how does the ocean say goodbye"? It waves get it!!!!
February 04, 2011 11:43 AM PST
Duke says:
First Comment! My favorite joke is... : Why are saturday and sunday so powerful? Because they aren't weak days!
February 04, 2011 11:46 AM PST
Olly [110 laff] says:
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer! and What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no eye deer!
February 04, 2011 11:47 AM PST
cool lollipop pepperzap says:
my favorite joke is "knock knock" "whos there?" "elsie" "elsie who" "Elsie you later" get it? like ill see you later tell me if you do
February 04, 2011 11:57 AM PST
ToonCouncil says:
I do, cool lollipop pepperzap!
February 04, 2011 11:57 AM PST
Zipity says:
My favorite joke is awsome and toontastic it goes like this knock knock whoes there flower flower who i am not a flower i am a flounder
February 04, 2011 11:58 AM PST
Nova Greensocks says:
Does a limerick count as a joke? *ahem* There once was a Cog who was blue. He didn't quite know what to do! When he fought with a Toon, he was hit with a Goon And a doodle ran off with his shoe!
February 04, 2011 12:01 PM PST
romeo bumpenswirl says:
my favorite jokes are "isabell broken?" and claustrophobia.
February 04, 2011 12:01 PM PST
Violet says:
Knock Knock, who's there? Orange, orange who? Orange u sad our jokes are stolen?
February 04, 2011 12:03 PM PST
Frappuccino says:
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom! Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent! What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! What do you call a fish with no eye's? A Fsh! These are just four of my top favorite jokes! Aren't the funny? As long as I know these, the cogs will fear me!
February 04, 2011 12:04 PM PST
Red says:
What happend to Batman and Robin when they got hit by a big truck? They turned into Flatman and Ribbon!
February 04, 2011 12:14 PM PST
Captain Spike Rhinotoon says:
Joke: How do you wake up lady gaga? Answer:Poker Face ! Get it? Poke her face ! : - D
February 04, 2011 12:15 PM PST
ToonCouncil says:
That one sounds funny Captain Spike Rhinotoon - if only I knew who Lady Gaga was!
February 04, 2011 12:15 PM PST
Fat Tom Mizzentwist says:
Q. What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? A. Your too young to smoke.
February 04, 2011 12:15 PM PST
courtney says:
Knock knock. Who’s there? Phillip. Phillip who? Phillip my bag with candy!
February 04, 2011 12:19 PM PST
Missz.zwondernugget says:
what did the eye say to the other eye? answer: between you and me somthing smells. 2. what do frogs where? answer: jump suit. hope you had a good laff! heehee! :) plz post!
February 04, 2011 12:19 PM PST
King Spike Weaselberry says:
What did the ninja say to the polar bear? ".... NINJA VANISH!!!!"
February 04, 2011 12:19 PM PST
Queen Flippenzapper says:
My favorite joke is from toon up. It is: what do you call a spider that just got married? Answer: A newly web!!! I love that joke!
February 04, 2011 12:25 PM PST
jessaca says:
my favorite joke is Knock-Knock whose there boo boo who dont cry its just me LOL and why cant baby bear go outside? he was in hes bare feet!
February 04, 2011 12:26 PM PST
Princess Aqua says:
Why was six afraid of seven? Seven eight(ate) nine!
February 04, 2011 12:28 PM PST
Miss Sammannatha says:
Why won't the elephant use the computer? He's afraid of the mouse :)
February 04, 2011 12:30 PM PST
Falling Leaf says:
All of the jokes are my favorite! I can't decide which! I wonder what the Movers & Shakers are up to! Keep the pies and cakes flying! (P.S.: Please post this! I've never had a posted comment! Rock on Toontown!) ~ Falling Leaf ~
February 04, 2011 12:34 PM PST
ToonCouncil says:
You have now, Falling Leaf!
February 04, 2011 12:34 PM PST
KNOCKKNOK says:
WHOS THERE A BANANA A BANANA WHO THATS GOING TO EAT YOU
February 04, 2011 12:35 PM PST
Molly says:
As a citizen of Toontown, I would have to say that it is practically IMPOSSIBLE to choose a favorite joke, especially if your like me and can't think of one to say. Heehee.
February 04, 2011 12:37 PM PST
Princess Lollipop says:
My favorite joke that the doors say is: Knock knock. Who's there? Kent. Kent who? Kent you tell? I love those knock knock jokes! :D
February 04, 2011 12:39 PM PST
The awesome one says:
Q: Why was the ocean so embarrassed? A: Because everyone could see it's bottom!
February 04, 2011 12:39 PM PST
Wildtwist says:
:D my favorite joke would probably be this: Why did the chicken cross the playground? Answer: To get to the other slide! :) that jokes always make me laugh!!!!! here is one i made up: Why don't ducks tell jokes while they are flying? Answer: Because they wont quack up :D Toons of the world unite!!! i hope those mover&shakers don't take the jokes till we know what their plan is keep on fighting them!!!!
February 04, 2011 12:39 PM PST
Deputy Frizzy Weaselzilla says:
Knock Knock Who's There The New The New Who The New York Times I Don't Get It Me Neither, I Get the New York World lol
February 04, 2011 12:45 PM PST
Twilight says:
Hmmm.. Not a real one for knock knock jokes :p. My fav is kinda lame, but here it is (It's cute :D) It's from the megaphone gag My friend thinks he's a rubber band. I told him to snap out of it. :D. LOL Well there! From Twilight ~~~
February 04, 2011 12:45 PM PST
Loopy Cecil Poodlebouncer says:
Here's my joke TT! hope you enjoy! What do you call a Loan Shark that wont share? selFISH! GO FLIPPY!
February 04, 2011 12:46 PM PST
cuddly lightning (105 laff) says:
theres this one legged toon.were does she work?????? at ihop!!!!hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahaaaa!!!!!!!!!! ps.i LOVE sammie picklequack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 04, 2011 12:46 PM PST
ToonCouncil says:
That's a good one, cuddly lightning!
February 04, 2011 12:46 PM PST
aron says:
knock knock whos there ida ida who ida know thats my favorite
February 04, 2011 12:50 PM PST
Shay says:
I love the one that says Knock, knock! Who's there? Hugo! Hugo who? Hugo first, I'll wait! I think that's how it goes! Toons of the World, Unite!
February 04, 2011 12:54 PM PST
safari says:
hey toons of toontown. your right, jokes are our most prized possetion,us toons tell 'em back and forth to each other... so,"SPEAK UP n tell your favorate joke!" the toon HQ would love to hear them as much as we do!............"Knock knock... Who's there?....Auto.....Auto who?....Auto know,but i forgot!" now toons what about your favorate joke?...Toon HQ help us out and tell your favorate jokes. toons don't be shy, toontown is our town... love you flippy thanx for your help!
February 04, 2011 12:55 PM PST
butterfly leaf says:
ok knock knock whos there? olive olive who? olive toontown
February 04, 2011 12:56 PM PST
Princess Pearl says:
Here's one i made up: Q: why did the woman at the donut factory quit her job? A: she was fed up of the 'whole' buisiness! :) what's YOUR favorite joke, Flippy?
February 04, 2011 12:57 PM PST
Gibby says:
Knock knock. Whos there? Anita. Anita who? Anita bath.
February 04, 2011 12:59 PM PST
butterflyleaf says:
what did the ribcage say to the heart? i got you coverd!!! why was the snow yellow? someone spilled their lemonaid in it
February 04, 2011 12:59 PM PST
Deputy Thunderslam says:
My favorite joke: My grandmother started walking 5 miles a day when she was 60. She's 95 today, and we don't know where in the world she is!
February 04, 2011 1:03 PM PST
Fat Furball says:
Q. what did the egg say and the hot day A. Im fried haha this is my favourite joke
February 04, 2011 1:06 PM PST
loopy says:
WHATS eats butter and flys? A BUTTERFLY
February 04, 2011 1:09 PM PST
Taliya! says:
Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: A...Fsh! Q. Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk? A. Because he wanted to work over-time!
February 04, 2011 1:13 PM PST
ToonCouncil says:
How did you know Goofy did that Taliya?
February 04, 2011 1:13 PM PST
Noah says:
What as a head, a tail, but no body. A: a coin!
February 04, 2011 1:13 PM PST
Tippy Lippy Kitty Toes says:
Cool! Here's one of my favorite knock knock jokes! (Its kind of long.) Knock Knock! Who's there? Red! Red who? Knock Knock! Who's there? Red! Red who? Knock Knock! Who's there? Red! Red who? Knock Knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say red? Hee Hee!!
February 04, 2011 1:13 PM PST
Flora says:
My favorite joke is: Knock,Knock Who's there? One One Who One-der why you keep asking that?
February 04, 2011 1:14 PM PST
Sheriff Spike CheezyBurger says:
My favorite joke is- Why was the tomato blushing? Because he saw the salad dressing!!
February 04, 2011 1:14 PM PST
little fluffy twinkle toes says:
uh why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from this post!
February 04, 2011 1:17 PM PST
Ginger says:
my favorite joke is: knock knock! other person : whos there? boo! other person : boo who? aww its just a joke dont cry about it XD ITS FUNNY!
February 04, 2011 1:18 PM PST
Vicky says:
Door : Knock knock. Me : Who's there? Door : Patsy. Me : Patsy who? Door : Patsy dog on the head, he likes it. From Toontown Central :D
February 04, 2011 1:21 PM PST
coral mouse says:
i think there is going to be another operation!!!!!!!!!!!!!! joke: what did the cow say when he got stuck in traffic? moooooveeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 04, 2011 1:26 PM PST
Shades says:
Q: So a guy walks into a bar, what does he say? A: Ouch
February 04, 2011 1:30 PM PST
ToonCouncil says:
Makes sense to me, Shades!
February 04, 2011 1:30 PM PST
Dusty says:
:P I know mine! I made it up :P! Knock Knock! Whos there? Orange! Orange who! Orange you glad i didnt get a good joke!
February 04, 2011 1:34 PM PST
Mister Jumblebee says:
Whats green on the outside and yellow on the inside? A banana disguised as a cucumber!!
February 04, 2011 1:39 PM PST
cool boo boo says:
knock knock who's there? knock knock /knock knock who? knock knock knock knock knock STOP KNOCKING ON THIS DOOR! lol
February 04, 2011 1:39 PM PST
Mister Romeo Spacklecrash says:
Door:knock knock Toon: whos there Door:owls Toon:owls who Door: thats right owls hoo My FAVORITE joke ever. I <3 OWLS
February 04, 2011 1:41 PM PST
MARIA says:
OK my joke is - knock knock who's there? Ima Ima who? Ima door
February 04, 2011 1:43 PM PST
Ice Cream Cute Cat says:
Knock Knock. Whos there? Interuppting cow. Itterupting cow - MOO!
February 04, 2011 1:46 PM PST
Miss Marigold Dandyflapper says:
Heres my favorite joke, Toon a: if you say gullible slowly it sounds like green beans. Toon b: gguuuuullllllliiiiiiibbbllllle. Toon a: HA HA HA HEE HEE!
February 04, 2011 1:48 PM PST
Chriser says:
Mine is: Knock Knock. Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for dinner!
February 04, 2011 1:48 PM PST
ToonCouncil says:
You know what I always say, Chriser? You can call me whatever you like, just don't call me late for dinner!
February 04, 2011 1:48 PM PST
cale says:
well this is not ny favorite joke but a joke why didnt the eleaphant stay on the beach because is trucks keep falling down
February 04, 2011 1:49 PM PST
super fluffy kooky boom says:
knock knock!! whos there?? chicken! lol
February 04, 2011 1:50 PM PST
Sweet Molly says:
My favorite joke is in toontown!!! Heres my favorite... Door: Knock Knock Me: Who's there? Door: Fraid Me: Fraid who? Door: Fraid I've forgotten!!! Thanks for listening, ToonTown Council!!!!!
February 04, 2011 1:50 PM PST
Princess Fancy McQuack( 66 Laff ) says:
I like.... Knock Knock Who's There? Wooden Shoe. Wooden Shoe who? Wooden Shoe like to know! LOL. It's funny... TOONS OF THE WORLD UNITE!
February 04, 2011 1:53 PM PST
Pray (51 laff) Master cliff sniffle crumbs(104 laff) says:
Joke 2: (Master) What's big enough to hold a pig and yet small enough to hold in your hand? (Pray) Hmmm I don't know...What? (Master) A PEN!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHLOLOLOLOLHEHEHE! (Pray) HAHAHAHAHALOLOLHEHE SNORT!
February 04, 2011 1:54 PM PST
ToonCouncil says:
Pray and Master cliff sniffle crumbs, you posted so many great jokes I just picked my favorite!
February 04, 2011 1:54 PM PST
Crazy Chipper BumberChomp says:
Door: Knock Know Toon: Whos there Door: Kanga Toon: Kanga who Door: No not knagwho kangaroo
February 04, 2011 2:04 PM PST
coolwinky says:
Another good joke is Door: Hey toon. Toon: What? Door: You look toony
February 04, 2011 2:05 PM PST
sea green dog says:
my favorite joke is: what do ya call a elephant with ear muffins on? i dont know it cant hear you!
February 04, 2011 2:09 PM PST
Fangs says:
why did the toon got fired at the M&M factory? The toon threw the away the ''W's'' lol get it?
February 04, 2011 2:09 PM PST
tuff puppy ( 45 laff points ) says:
my awesome joke in the world is why did the cow cross the road becuase he needs go into the food mart that joke is awesome
February 04, 2011 2:09 PM PST
Sir Pickles Electrobubble says:
What do you get when you cross swiss chesse and a fish? A Holey Mackerel
February 04, 2011 2:26 PM PST
comet dyno zapper says:
heres one i made up in a cog battle me: knock knock random toon: whos there? me: cog random toon: cog who? (cog starts to blow up) me: COG GO BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
February 04, 2011 2:32 PM PST
Zeep says:
This ones long: So a policeman is watching a stretch of highway, and he sees a man driving with a bunch of penguins in his back seat. The police man pulls him over and says, "dude, take those penguins to the zoo!." the man says "ok" and drives off. The next day, the policeman sees the same guy in the same car with the same penguins. the penguins are wearing sunglasses. THe policeman pulls him over and says, "dude! i told you to take those penguins to the zoo!" The man says, "I did! today i'm taking them to the beach!" xD loool
February 04, 2011 2:32 PM PST
Silly Lily ( 49 laff ) says:
Ooo! I know mine! Knock knock! Whos there?
February 04, 2011 2:36 PM PST
ToonCouncil says:
The suspense is killing me, Silly Lily!
February 04, 2011 2:36 PM PST
King Spike Weaselberry says:
What did the Chocolate say to the vegetable? "People don't like you because you taste bad because people don't like you.
February 04, 2011 2:38 PM PST
Prince Zippenstink IX says:
My favorite joke? (Younger toons may not get this) SHORT CHANGE: I was on vacation but my hotel burned down so now I'm here waiting while my insurance covers everything. BOTTOMFEEDER: I was on vacation but my hotel flooded so now I'm here waiting while insurance covers everything. FLUNKY: I was on vacation but my hotel had a terrible earthquake so now I'm here waiting while insurance covers everything. BOTTOMFEEDER: (impressed) How on earth did you start an earthquake?
February 04, 2011 2:39 PM PST
Marigold says:
Mine is Knock Knock : who's there? : lettuce : lettuce who? : lettuce in its cold out here!!!
February 04, 2011 2:43 PM PST
Ugly Snuffy says:
My favorite joke is the one called "I don't know".
February 04, 2011 2:44 PM PST
spud says:
ok heres a joke i made up. what did the potatoes call the cook in the monastery? what? the frior!
February 04, 2011 2:44 PM PST
uncle bob's noobish uber says:
have you ever heard the wasnt invented joke? no, how does it go? i dont know it wasnt invented!
February 04, 2011 2:47 PM PST
Mister Skipper Poppenswirl says:
Hope you like this joke I made up: Joke: My friend is sad because he's not a vacuum cleaner. Punchline: I told him to "Suck it up".
February 04, 2011 2:48 PM PST
Sweetheart Jr. says:
OMG OMG OMG. THIS IS MY FIRST TIME POSTING SINCE... NEVER MIND THAT, MY TOON IS NAMED SWEETHEART JR., SHES A GREEN DOG, HAS A LAFF OF 52, AND LOVES TRYING YET FAILING TO FIGHT THE VP. ANYWAY, I LOVE JOKES, WELL GOOD JOKES ANYWAY! MY FAVORITE JOKE IS: DOOR: KNOCK KNOCK YOU: WHO'S THERE? DOOR: HUGO YOU: HUGO WHO? DOOR: HUGO FIRST- IM SCARED!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AH, LIFE IS A BETTER PLACE WITH JOKES. LIKE ALOT OF PEOPLE SAY: LIFE'S EASIER WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR!!!!!! LOL LOVE YOU TOWNTOON! BY THE WAY FEEL FREE TO CALL ME LUNA!!! I LOVE THAT NAME.
February 04, 2011 2:49 PM PST
