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Movers & Shakers,
You’ve stolen our Jokes,
And damaged our Laff with your Quakes.
You better get ready
To eat lots of pie
And wear a few birthday cakes!
Now it’s your turn – write a poem that will motivate your fellow Toons!
Princess Pearl (Pink mouse, 64 laff) says:
Cogs! You do not know What is to come When we get our revenge It will be SO MUCH FUN! You come in waves Every now and again, But we know the times, Yes, we ken. (Ken is a Scottish word for know) Toons of the world, UNITE!
February 07, 2011 10:17 AM PST
Little Daffy says:
Movers and Shakers you stole our jokes u shall be ready to be smashd in the face with lots of pie, and remeber if u don't give them back, u will be extinct and defeated forever!!!!!
February 07, 2011 10:17 AM PST
King Spike Weaselberry says:
Sellbot Robots you've ruined our fun... but very soon we'll have you on the run!
February 07, 2011 10:23 AM PST
Lime Cat says:
Cogs, You've taken any our laff And stolen our jokes. Get ready to get soaked! And get your ears popped by the opera singer. TOONS OF THE WORLD UNITE!
February 07, 2011 10:27 AM PST
King skippydandytoon ( 109 laff ) says:
Cog buildings come and cog buildings go but new cog buildings no No NO! we will pie them we will win them! cogs will come and cogs will go but toontown will be toontown as we throw ( throw pies in cogs face xD )
February 07, 2011 10:30 AM PST
Supernova says:
Foolish cogs your attempts so weak; Greening us with your technique. Bribing cogs with their lifelong dream, Jokes for Ranks they will redeem. With our gags we shall conquer, And make the VP look like a plonker! We will laugh through thick and thin, Still looks like you will never win.
February 07, 2011 10:36 AM PST
Captain Max says:
Come on toons, let's jump them like goons
February 07, 2011 10:38 AM PST
Noisy Sniffy Gigglemash says:
I can't write a poem :( i stink at it. but i can do another kind of a poem Move out of our way! Ouch you hurt my laff! Very good earthquake now.... HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Eat up Run now or we'll destroy you! So how do you like us now! a n d Step aside leave the joke in the middle Have a nice trip see you next fall! Ahh! im SO scared! NOT. Kay thats all you got?! WELL CHECK THIS OUT! EEK backup backup Run! save yourself! Sos! I know this peom isnt good.... at all. but its saying that theres backup sos toons and toons that'll go sad for you in toontown!
February 07, 2011 10:41 AM PST
ToonCouncil says:
That's a Toontastic poem, Noisy Sniffy Gigglemash!
February 07, 2011 10:41 AM PST
kaleb says:
ik a poem but i dont know how to start it.OK here it go's i like the invasions r ok then i can get new gags am im really close to b-day cake so im happy
February 07, 2011 10:46 AM PST
Comet Lemonfidget says:
Movers & Shakers You've stolen our jokes I don't understand why For wouldn't they make you happy If that's not enough Then I guess you'll be having pie For dinner tonight
February 07, 2011 10:54 AM PST
Master Droopy Dynodoodle says:
You've stolen our jokes Oh sellbots your mean, But be prepared For what you haven't seen. 'Cause toons of the world Will definately unite, And they will defeat you Even if it takes all night. Water will be squirted And pies will be thrown, It'll be the greatest battle Toons have ever known. So invading sellbots What do you say? Lets do this game We're ready to play! Hope you liked the poem!
February 07, 2011 10:58 AM PST
C.J. says:
Big Cheese, Yesman, don't close your eyes, Your cold-hearted fun will be your demise. Glad Hander, Flunky, we don't tell lies, We have plenty of squirt guns and hundreds of pies. Backstabber, Number Cruncher, you would be wise, To give up your struggle and rethink your lives. Loan Shark, Mingler, Toontown will rise, Cogs of the world, hear our battle cries!
February 07, 2011 11:04 AM PST
Marleywolfa[And Cuddls] says:
Our poam is: Mr. Holliewoods Are tough But We Can Defefet them To Save Toontown We Can Win This War Aginst the Sell bots Yes we Can to defent toon -town
February 07, 2011 11:06 AM PST
Stella says:
its so beautiful! X3.. movers and shakers, get ready to b PIED!! :D
February 07, 2011 11:06 AM PST
Prince Huey Dizzyfussen says:
This poetry is awesome! Although I can't think of anything myself, this is good poetry!
February 07, 2011 11:14 AM PST
Pray (51 laff) Master cliff sniffle crumbs(104laff) says:
(in the toon to jingle bells) Movers and Shakers, Movers and Shakers, get ready for defeat Prepare yourselfs for ba-aa-tttel We knows you gots stinky feets! (then goes off into dashing through the snow) crushing co-o-o-gs all through the toony streets you better watch out cuz were gonna all yell the cogs have come for defeat! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO toon toon toon toon toon toon toon toon toon toon toon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOONS RULE!!!!!!!!! HAPPY DEFEATZ! (love your friends master and pray)
February 07, 2011 11:18 AM PST
Coconut says:
Hey sellbots, you think you've cornered us. When you've just made us stronger! And yet you think we're grannies on a bus, But you yourself have gotten cornier! Oh shakers, how we are not afraid, Your loose little quakes are not to be made. We will smash your faces with sticky pie, And then you'll see you've made quite a tie! You will think we're just nuts, But believe me, we've got guts, When you think we're a walk in the park, You'll see that you've made a malark. What's your favourite poem, Flippy?
February 07, 2011 11:18 AM PST
ToonCouncil says:
Well Coconut, my favorite poem would have to be EVERY SINGLE POEM ON THIS PAGE!!!
February 07, 2011 11:18 AM PST
crazy max (81laff) says:
movers & shakers you've made some of us sad. Get ready to choke and give back our jokes. Eat some pies & get ready to drop we toons dont giveup and get ready to plop. (toons of the world unite)
February 07, 2011 11:24 AM PST
Fluffy says:
You better give us our jokes, or we'll attack with cakes that have yolks!!! One line says it all, you guys are a little bit too tall.
February 07, 2011 11:24 AM PST
Ladybug (pink rabbit) laff 56 says:
To the Mover's and Shaker's Oh boy! You're in trouble now! Toons, get ready to take a bow! You'll eat our cake, and we'll make, you gives us back our jokes we make!!
February 07, 2011 11:25 AM PST
frost kitten says:
oh my i ran out of pie its not a lie i ran out of pie hey flippy do u like my poem?
February 07, 2011 11:26 AM PST
Colonel Rocco Blubbermonkey says:
Movers and Shakers, why dont you give up! Soon us toons will of feated! Your getting splatted with pies and cakes, Your forces will soon be defeated!
February 07, 2011 11:28 AM PST
Noisy Sniffy Gigglemash says:
( this one isnt that good either ) You stole all our jokes were gonna play a hoax! so get ready folks! :D hope you liked it ( plz add )
February 07, 2011 11:33 AM PST
FUNNY DOG says:
HERES MY POEM, "ROSES R RED AND SO R ALL OF THE COGS FACES WITH RASSBERRY PIE."
February 07, 2011 11:34 AM PST
Loopy Scooter says:
Here is meh poem! Sellbots, Sellbots, Sellbots, why? What are you doing and for what? Why do I have a feeling that you are. Going to keep on trying trying Why are you Sellbots trying so hard? You all know it all wont work. You know those Movers who shake too. Are just trying for. an. award..! All you sellbots get ready! Because your going to get some Confetti! also you will get a Cream Pie or two! maybe even a Wedding for you!!! Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh..........(Instrumental break) Toons will preveail you may as well wail and blow up in the process..... BECAUSE TOONS WILL PREVEIL! (And unite, too!)
February 07, 2011 11:34 AM PST
Loopy Droopy Frinkelquack says:
O, Cold Caller, you are a dark blue cog, O Cold Caller, You are the easiest cog, O Cold Caller, We Love You Not, O Cold Caller , You are a sellbot. Im scottish so im a wee bit good at poetry :P
February 07, 2011 11:40 AM PST
Miss Sparkleberry says:
Sellbots oh Sellbots All Glad Handers and all Now you've upset us Move out of the way or a piano will fall! Like it Flippy?
February 07, 2011 11:44 AM PST
kammi(69 laff) says:
roses are red violets are blue sellbots are evil thats why we will destroy you
February 07, 2011 11:49 AM PST
nattie says:
cogs are bad toons are good toons are cool cogs are not cool.toons be good out there get out all of the cogs!!
February 07, 2011 11:50 AM PST
Fat Dizzy says:
roses are red Vilotes are blue toontown rules and us toons too
February 07, 2011 11:54 AM PST
ricky crmbledorf ( blue cat somewhere between one hundred nine laff and one hundred sixteen laff says:
movers movers movers are annoying movers movers EAT WEDDING CAKE movers movers JUST DIE movers movers WHY DID YOU GET MADE movers movers go away movers movers i know what you get movers movers GET RID OF YOUR STASH.
February 07, 2011 11:55 AM PST
Princess Binky Lemontwist(87 Laff) says:
Cogs beware! Run away in a scare Because toons are here and we're ready to roll and we do not fear!!
February 07, 2011 11:55 AM PST
Cool Lollipop says:
Toontown is colorful, Cog buildings are gray, We want our jokes back, So please get out of our way! :D
February 07, 2011 11:56 AM PST
Super Ginger says:
"toons are cute, cogs are ugly, and i can can make a cog, cry for its mommy!" How was that flippy?
February 07, 2011 11:56 AM PST
Bubbles Sparklenerd (Laff 51) says:
Oh V.P., You've damaged our laff, and our gags, But we always win, come to past, So get ready, for some Rain clouds and Birthday cakes, So cogs, get outa town!!! lol poem fail XP
February 07, 2011 11:57 AM PST
miss trixie says:
Toons we will take these cogs down an rule our land once again, On this day forward i will try and deafeat these cogs as much as i can, Once again we will live without fear and quakes , Now forward we march to what might be are finaly battle.
February 07, 2011 12:02 PM PST
Silly Rollie Petalgadget says:
These cogs have taken all of our gags they have stolen all our laff but as we move forward we learn a little more on how we will defeat these cogs
February 07, 2011 12:02 PM PST
Jason says:
We're toons! We don't have to rhyme! Here's my poem in record time. Sellbot Bellbots that's what you are, you've busted us up now you get the pie in thy face! The bells are their brains which sure are tiny! You stole a joke that's one of miney! So face my rath cogs!!!!
February 07, 2011 12:05 PM PST
Megascooter says:
Cogs, cogs, as you proceed, we want you to not have much greed! for when we throw the PIE! and drop, a safe, on your THIGH! for if you do, the cows will moo, and we will surely bust u!
February 07, 2011 12:10 PM PST
b says:
oh are fellow toons we need we need to make some room we will get your suit if u wont be so cute we have to work together as a team no fighting no crying or dieing plz toon plz scream toon of the world unite and and we will all fight will and together ...and scream LADY GAGA I CANT SPEAK GERMAN BUT I CAN IF U LIKE
February 07, 2011 12:20 PM PST
ToonCouncil says:
I'd love to hear that poem in German, b!
February 07, 2011 12:20 PM PST
Ashley says:
Yay! The poetry is great. We will show those Mover and Shakers some pie on there face! In your face Cogs!!!!!!!!!!
February 07, 2011 12:21 PM PST
Loopy Loopy Loopentoon best friend of laney and cheese says:
All the cogs smile and say they have one But really things have just begun Cogs will run and have to pay when to toons come and save the day
February 07, 2011 12:27 PM PST
Violet says:
yo cogs yo cogs, u took up our laff, we aint gonna take no we aint no no we aint ( in rap ) YO YO U COGS U TOOK UP OUR LAFF WE AINT GONNA TAKE IT NO WE AINT! yo yo u might think that we lost but never will we give up! Word, and peace out yo!!
February 07, 2011 12:29 PM PST
riyan says:
toons are awsome, cogs are real ugly and i can can make a cog, cry for its mommy!" TOONS OF THE WORLD UNITE!
February 07, 2011 12:30 PM PST
Ned says:
Oh you mean shakers! By Ned ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Oh you mean shakers! You will fear are gags! You will feel them in the morning. The V.P. will be mad! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hope you like it toons!
February 07, 2011 12:32 PM PST
zeke squeak(plase post and flippy plz reply says:
cogs cogs cogs, you smell like smelly bogs! prepare to eat pie and die!!! TOONS OF THE WORLD UNITE!!!
February 07, 2011 12:32 PM PST
king jc jumble jinks says:
Cogs, cogs ever so boring. Did you hear that? That was me snoring. You will never give toons fright. Goodbye, and farewell, toons of the world unite!
February 07, 2011 12:39 PM PST
Frappuccino says:
Toontown was funny, then came robots wanting money. The jokes they have taken, money they are makin', We'll throw pies in their head, and put them to bed, How I'd love to tell them what I just said. -Frappuccino
February 07, 2011 12:40 PM PST
Queen Spunky Wonderseed says:
Terrible Sellbots took over our city, but we all know that they're not very witty. Seltzer and trap doors and Magnets, oh my! And don't forget about our famous cream pie! Don't worry toons, you'll soon wear a grin. Because we're all going to win, win, win!
February 07, 2011 12:46 PM PST
Poppy says:
You stupid old Sellbots, Think you're so smart. Too bad for you, we're not crying in our cots. We'll cook up a plan that's very tasty, So you better get used to the taste of our pastries!
February 07, 2011 12:47 PM PST
Feather face pink duck (64 laff says:
Oh cogs oh cogs we take ur gears u will have tears So use ur ears and make no toon fear u lol i made that up :) its good enough
February 07, 2011 12:52 PM PST
honey says:
a toons gotta do wat a toons gotta do! besides you cogs have no right to come to toontowna and think you can take all our jokes. who do you think you are eh? bothering us. dont think where just gonna stand there and watch our land being tarred by sinister cogs think again beacause were not.wahha right flippy ( wish me luck for my english paper flippy plz plz i need it thnx) get ready for those pies beacause its what toons are best at doing
February 07, 2011 12:54 PM PST
ToonCouncil says:
Good luck honey - from what you wrote here, it's gonna be a great paper!
February 07, 2011 12:54 PM PST
Midnight Fire (Black cat, 56 laff) says:
Movers you move so hard and slow. Be prepared for our big blow! Beware pies and birthday cakes, magnets, pianos, storms and rakes! We shall take back what you have stole. Toontown is not that slow! Opera Toons will blast your ears. There is alot to fear from us! Tell V.P. to stop his foolish attempts! Or we will pop you all again! (Storm Sellbot) Toons are the real people of Toontown so be gone! Toons of the world, UNITE AGAINST THEM!
February 07, 2011 12:57 PM PST
doctor Spike MizzenBlabber says:
maybe we can do a poetry contest for cog poetry about how we will beat them! OMG well the invasions are going wild!!! i hope the toon resistance might help up with all these invasions!!!!!!! hey maybe this is a sigh about something BIG about the cogs!!! maybe something worse could happen!!!!!!!!!
February 07, 2011 12:59 PM PST
captain wacky funnywig (56) laff says:
Dear Movers and Shakers So think you are so good and that it makes us quakers But Now I have my Birthday Cake We will all see between good and fake No more cream pies To foil you lies Your going to feel my power and your suffering Your destroyed Movers and Shakers
February 07, 2011 1:03 PM PST
Sundae Lemon says:
Movers and Shakers you stole are jokes but u cant steal new jokes you may of stolen the jokes we had. But beware the focus we have while were thinking of new jokes you shall get a pie face and laughed at HAHA! Hope you like the poem :)
February 07, 2011 1:09 PM PST
Misty says:
Beware Cogs, The toons are coming Running fast Beware The pies are flying by fast Before you can-- DUCK! *SPLAT*
February 07, 2011 1:11 PM PST
Knuckles Jumbledorf [ 98 laff ] says:
! simply an exclamation point
February 07, 2011 1:12 PM PST
ToonCouncil says:
That's deep, Knuckles Jumbledorf...
February 07, 2011 1:12 PM PST
Orville Sourglop says:
Sellbots you send out your troops again, But us toons have pies we will send. Prepare for defeat, And here the toon's feet. Marching down the street. to send you back to the Sellbot HQ.
February 07, 2011 1:14 PM PST
C.W. Weaselscooter says:
Hey flippy! I got a riddle and a poem! See if you know what im talking about! You make our laff meter low, But we make you blow. We get in a fight, Toons of the world unite!
February 07, 2011 1:15 PM PST
Looney Lincoln says:
Movers & Shakers, Toons miss their Quakers, Get ready to run and pay! YAY! More Movers gone, Wavers will rise with Minglers and Telemarketers! WHAT? Today is your birthday Mr. Hollywood? HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You want RAKE with that Cold Caller? Here ya go! Ready for a Hypnotic Surprise? SURPRISE! Hey, Two-Face, Look above you! It is the TOON-TANIC! Glad Hander, Do you want to hear an opera? OKAY! I once found a toon with 1/57 Laff Points! Gotta get out my Pixie Dust! One more thing, Mr. Hollywoods falling out of the sky and landing on toons! All in all, was it a great poem Flippy?
February 07, 2011 1:17 PM PST
Smirky Bumberpop says:
Oh dear old Flippy, how we know you get Dizzy. You sure keep toontown save, while having alot of faith. But the cogs just made a strike on us, just like riding to school in a bus! Flippy our savor, we DO need your help, or I have to call out, the Cog Crushers! :D
February 07, 2011 1:17 PM PST
starlight says:
cogs are cold just as stone it as cold as a cog stone!
February 07, 2011 1:18 PM PST
lily says:
mover and shakers stole the jokes but they will soon start to mope we got pies and cake and lure and where going to have some fun
February 07, 2011 1:19 PM PST
King Alvin Loopenbocker says:
Meanie Cogs we have you on the run.This huge Sellbot battle has just begun.We will pie you and defeat you.We will beat you meanie Cogs!!!Even if you turn us green and make us sad,we will come back more powerful and mad.Meanie Sellbots we have you on the run.This is just a battle,but the war has been won.
February 07, 2011 1:23 PM PST
Aliadel says:
the sky is blue and so are you..........so sell bots go away and have a storm cloud with you so be blue till you go boom
February 07, 2011 1:31 PM PST
Lilly says:
Movers and Shakers, you better prepare, because overhead, a boat will fall from the air, right on your head, maybe next time, you'll think, "Maybe we better think clearer instead!"
February 07, 2011 1:33 PM PST
Bob (55 Laff) says:
French poem : Movers & Shakers, Vous avez mis Toontown en pagaille. Attendez vous a recevoir un beau gâteau d'anniversaire , non pour vous souhaiter un joyeux anniversaire mais pour nous faire rire. La terre vas trembler. Toons Of The World Unite!
February 07, 2011 1:41 PM PST
Jenna says:
Cogs at your head quarters we'll buy pie in orders and smash it all in your faces. Just come on give up and we'll squirt you from a cup then there will be no more cog spaces. TOONS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 07, 2011 1:44 PM PST
Pixie Dust says:
Invations are going I need to hurry Beat up the Shakers We will be fakers! Tell them we're cool Then go to the pool Hit him in the face That's Great!!!
February 07, 2011 1:44 PM PST
Princess Candy says:
YOU R CRAZY STUPID COGS ILL TELL U ALL THE COGS I HATE TOONTOWN OK FIRST IS, - Movers And Shakers - Mr. Hollywood - Cold Caller - telemarkter - AND ALL OTHER COGS!!!!!!!!!! I WISH COGS WAS JUST ROBOTS THAT U FIGHT. So good luck cogs! hope u lose!!!!!!!!! most of all........................................................................ i hope u toons win! :)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YA................ long comment i know LOL TOONS OF THE WORLD UNTIE! AND WHEN I SAY .................................................................. I RLY MEAN I WANNA WIN! AND ALL OF U TOONS AND WHEN I SAY ROBOTS I MEAN COGS THAT R EVEN STUPIDER THAN MR HOLLYWOODS! I HATE ALL COGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOONS OF THE WORLD UNITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND I HOPE ALL OF YOU TOONS GET ALOT OF GAGS AND LAFFS TO DESTROY ALL THE COGS IN THE WORLD! TOONS..................................... OF.............................. THE.......................................................... WORLD..................................... UNITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
February 07, 2011 1:48 PM PST
Pizea (107 laff) says:
i got one ;) With sellbots invading, everything's insane! It might make the toons go right down the drain! Without any jokes, all around theres pain, for we have to admit that those sellbots have game. But we never give up, we continue to fight! We will get our jokes back, Toons of the World Unite!
February 07, 2011 1:53 PM PST
ToonCouncil says:
I love it, Pizea!
February 07, 2011 1:53 PM PST
cool candy says:
cogs cogs so serious toon toons can take a joke cogs cogs never smile toons toons yes we can splat! squirt! cogs cogs we can handel them, Sorry its so bad i thought this up at this last momment
February 07, 2011 1:54 PM PST
Alyssa says:
Toons Rule, Cogs Mean, They Dont Have Much Color, Toons Are Full Of Color!!
February 07, 2011 1:56 PM PST
Gibster says:
sellbots sellbots sellbots, being mean to us in every way. but you dont even know, we will get revenge on you someday
February 07, 2011 1:57 PM PST
Alyssa says:
Sellbots Might Try To invade But They Cant Stop Toons!!
February 07, 2011 1:57 PM PST
popcorn cheezybump (laff110) says:
thats a nice peom and u should add ships falling on ur heads because thats wat is going to happen if they meet me
February 07, 2011 1:59 PM PST
kingbeanie jinks says:
Mover and Shakers you have ruined everything, But get ready to hear my opera sing. Toons of the world, Unite.
February 07, 2011 1:59 PM PST
Fancy Featherpounce says:
Cogs, hear our mighty trumpets as they sound your retreat, Toons unite and always hand the cogs a big defeat. Invasions come, invasions go, yet toons remain victorious Cogs, leave our jokes, then leave our town or you will hear much worse from us. Toons Rule, Cogs Drool!!!
February 07, 2011 2:01 PM PST
fireball says:
um heres a poem lol: oh cogs we all hate u so give back our jokes or u will end up with ten pies in ur head! XD
February 07, 2011 2:03 PM PST
Lollipop says:
Movers and shakers your the worst. I bet you stole her purse. We will get you back. Yall are the worst and thats a fact
February 07, 2011 2:04 PM PST
Carter (27 laffer) says:
It could be cold callers or Mr.Hollywoods, or any in between, we don't care, we will make toontown cog-free! They fly in our streets, we don't care, we will throw, squirt, drop, trap, lure, and use sound to break them away! They fly back in our streets, again, we don't care! they will make our fellow toons sad, but we will tickle, tell jokes, high dive into a little cup of water until they fly back away!
February 07, 2011 2:06 PM PST
Clover Hulatoon says:
Silly. silly Sellbots. You think you can outsmart us? We've been fighting you since we were tots. Oh yes, this won't end well for you, we're fighting with all we've got! Silly, silly Sellbots!
February 07, 2011 2:11 PM PST
king skids says:
movers and shakers you have done alot now it is time for you to go OMG! OMG! PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ POST AND REPLY!
February 07, 2011 2:12 PM PST
miley (pink rabbit orange top yellow skirt) says:
to the movers and shakers of the world you know we cant stand ya but you still come back so if you will get an umbrella and a magnet resistant suit no im just kidding you wont have time because toons of the world WILL unite we WILL kill yall thats no joke hope you like pie cake and water and lightning cause us toon will be frightning if you see me you will tremble in fear me and my buddies have a great cheer see you later or never I hope (hey toons if you see me in tt tell me what you thought thanks! :D
February 07, 2011 2:13 PM PST
skayter says:
movers and shakers your not a taker for toons so get ready to go get really looned from skayter
February 07, 2011 2:14 PM PST
super kenny toon says:
The sellbots are coming from the sky, So let's get all ready And prepare for the battle As the cogs get hit with pie.
February 07, 2011 2:16 PM PST
Pancake Purplesnout says:
Cogs oh cogs you swim in bogs. Cogs oh cogs you sleep in logs. Cogs oh cogs why such hogs? You eat all our cake, damage our trap rake, spoil our doodles and make them forget! Cogs oh cogs friends with the devil, you also steal our Laff level. Cogs,cogs,cogs. :)
February 07, 2011 2:23 PM PST
Duke says:
Wear some cake - It's so great! Try some seltzer - it's the best(er)! The piano sounds nice - It's so (couldn't think of a rhyme) nice! Toons of the World - Unite!
February 07, 2011 2:25 PM PST
Illusive Light says:
Cogs are gloomy, Cogs are mean, We can destroy em, Using gags and beans, Our hoses will squirt, Our cake will fly high, We'll get our revenge, And with extra pies! LOL HOPE YOU LIKED IT =]
February 07, 2011 2:27 PM PST
JC Meganoodle says:
The Sellbots can't succeed as long as we have gags. If we keep up what we're doing, they will soon be rags. The invasions can be conquered just as long as we have gags. (And of course, if you're computer's internet doesn't lag). :)
February 07, 2011 2:28 PM PST
sheriff candy sparklebumper (106) says:
movers and shakers you should know by now youve got no chance against pies and sound you have shaking and quaking but we know your faking cause we'll kick your gears hear us proud we are the toons, protecters of all you with fall down while were standing tall youll go down with defeat, and kneel by our feet, as we sing the resistance call we have come to an end but keep up and DEFEND toons of the world, COGS WILL FALL! a sheriff candy original <3 lol
February 07, 2011 2:29 PM PST
Prof. Chirpy Lemonpoof says:
As the cogs march on The toons gag up And knock the cogs down So there laff meters don't frown
February 07, 2011 2:31 PM PST
Fun Luvin' Dawg says:
Here's a poem: Dogs are red, Cogs feelings are blue Cog buildings are dumb The cogs are too. Hope you liked it.
February 07, 2011 2:35 PM PST
Master Crazy Beef Jerky (83 laff) says:
i dont know how to write a poem so im just gonna say, "prepare to eat gags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" there, that should do it. Beef is out, PEACE!
February 07, 2011 2:39 PM PST
ToonCouncil says:
Short and sweet works for me, Master Crazy Beef Jerky!
February 07, 2011 2:39 PM PST
Philip says:
Cogs oh cogs, you steel our gags like hogs, Toons no need to fret, They're going down I bet!
February 07, 2011 2:40 PM PST
ninjadog says:
There once was a mover shaker from sell bot hq, he set out to cause mischief to you, he tried to start a quake but found it quite hard since his face was covered with cake
February 07, 2011 2:42 PM PST
Mousey says:
Spin Doctor, Spin Doctor run away home. Don`t do earth quakes or ruin our homes. Spin Doctor, Spin Doctor run away home, there`s a new cog invasion that`s starting right now. The Back Stabber`s are invading, so run away home. Spin Doctor, Spin doctor RUN AWAY HOME!
February 07, 2011 2:47 PM PST
Lily (70 laugh) says:
WOW!! We are great at poetry!! Did you write that Flippy?? Well you heard us cogs get ready!! Because... here we come!! Let's unite new and old timers to beat those cogs!! I hope everyone will join in and get out there!! Oh and have a toontastic day everyone!! ~Lily~
February 07, 2011 2:47 PM PST
Megabear says:
A, B, C, D, E, F, G Cogs are my worst enemy. Throw a pie right in their face, See them blow up then, laugh with grace. Twinkle, twinkle, little star, Sellbot cogs are rated "R". (Ridiculous!) There is my poem, hoped you like it Flippy
February 07, 2011 2:49 PM PST
coocoo says: says:
roses r red violets r blew u r so pretty until i run over u ( with a train that is the last trap gag )
February 07, 2011 2:52 PM PST
Sillz Zilly says:
Mover & Shakers, Get ready for Pie Maker, You have stolen our Jokes, But get ready Folks, Get ready to wear Pies, And not some ties.
February 07, 2011 3:06 PM PST
Kevin says:
If the toons throw the pies, And yes cogs, they will too, We will all celebrate, and have a few laughs, too. The cogs will try to fight back, But they will fail like all, and the toons will celebrate, while dancing like them all.
February 07, 2011 3:14 PM PST
Sir A says:
Hey Sellbots stop That Mover & Shakers are bad My new Fog Horn will damage you by 40 And now the Cold Callers will look even more shorty.
February 07, 2011 3:16 PM PST
moon paw says:
Movers & Shakers you've stolen our jokes. now it is time to take YOUR fun! ( your fun by taking our jokes :P ) you'll NEVER know or see it coming... 'cause you'll will be RUNNING! :) - evil smile - LOL... TOONS OF THE WORLD... UNITE!?!?!?!?!? :D p.s. I'VE NEVER BEEN POSTED NOR WAVE CREST
February 07, 2011 3:18 PM PST
Doctor Pepperzilla says:
My dear Sellbots, your just a pain. You try to defeat us toons but we stop your reign. It makes me laugh to see you try. All you get is a face full of pie. Now my dear Sellbots, enjoy your failed attempt. If you thought you could win you only dreamt.
February 07, 2011 3:20 PM PST
Pinky Dinky Doo (64 Laff) says:
Cogs, our toons have competed, they have lost and won. Now its revenge time, you better run!
February 07, 2011 3:26 PM PST
bumblebee says:
sellbots sellbots in a tree we will defeat you with lots of pies
February 07, 2011 3:31 PM PST
Princess Lily ( the tan mouse ) says:
Move And Shakers near and far! Get ready to eat pie all day! :P Do u like mine Flippy? Hope you do!
February 07, 2011 3:36 PM PST
Roxy Electromuffin says:
Hey Cogs, here's a greeting from us Toons We think you're really boring and we'd like to whack you with a spoon The CEO is messed up and wears ugly clothes I think it's really creepy that he doesn't have a nose The CJ is grumpy but at the end of the battle he at least admits we win Maybe you Sellbots should try to be more like him The CFO is terribly greedy He never gives to the needy The VP better like pie because we love throwing it It's so funny when he falls into that bottomless pit Speaking of the VP, we'll be stampeding onto your property And after that we'll brag and laugh and have cups of tea!
February 07, 2011 3:41 PM PST
ToonCouncil says:
That poem deserves a whole pot of tea, Roxy Electromuffin!
February 07, 2011 3:41 PM PST
Sparkle (64 laff) says:
Cogs, your attempt to sadden us Toons Has been nothing but a big waste. So get ready for hoses, and pianos, too, And take a few pies in your face!
February 07, 2011 3:43 PM PST
Popcorn says:
Cogs, cogs what have you done?; Taken our jokes to spoil our fun?; Well guess what, we've got more to do; like oh, I don't know, throwing pies at YOU!
February 07, 2011 3:43 PM PST
Queen Fluffy Beandoodle says:
Movers and Shakers, u better get ready. Me and my friends, are working steady. We will get our jokes, so we can rest. Then you will know, you messed with the best!
February 07, 2011 3:50 PM PST
The Cool Brown Dog says:
Those cogs are gray and dull, and make us scream up to the sky But we toons shall overcome the cogs, by throwing pie. Cashbot, Bossbot, Lawbot Sellbot, words that describe Cog Pies, Hose, Flower pots, words that describe toons Yes, these times are hard Were will find a way, with this card
February 07, 2011 3:52 PM PST
Hawkfur says:
V.P. and fellow cogs you have damaged your laff and stolen your gags, But now watch your heads because there might be bags! ( LOL FAIL? that was about drop ._. ) Also btw cogs TOONS RULE COGS DRULE!
February 07, 2011 3:54 PM PST
popcorn(41laff) says:
( sing to the tune of jingle bells) Movers and shakers give us our jokes back or you will be splated with a whole fruit pie so run movers and shakers or you will be destroyed!!!! toons of the world unite! (please post my I have never been posted before)
February 07, 2011 3:58 PM PST
Slippy Twiddleswirl says:
Sellbots, you think you're so smart; stealing our jokes and breaking our hearts; But wait, something new is here!; Something that we know you really will fear; Pies, pies, and lots more of pies; We'll toss them at you and watch them fly; Wham! They hit you right in the face!; I bet you wish you're in some different place; Now, cogs, there is a lesson; That you should never be messin; with toons, cause they always win; So now go away or we'll hit you again!
February 07, 2011 3:58 PM PST
Prof. Chirpy Lemonpoof says:
Sellbots invade They fly to toontown like rain They have their HQ's We have our estates We use anvils And they use their quakes Fight on toons TOONS OF THE WORLD UNITE!
February 07, 2011 3:58 PM PST
Kyoshi says:
Cogs! ugly ugly cogs that look like chewed logs!
February 07, 2011 4:03 PM PST
Ginger (50 laff. Blue cat) says:
Cogs oh cogs,get prepeared wile you can. All of us toons will get advanced. Toons from far and toons from near, will never have fear! When the V.P rises he will be defeated without fear! The cogs from near and all from far, when they come to fight no one is near. But all you need is faith and to belive in your self! ( just me talking not a poem from this piont on.) Well this is what i think: toons= awesome carefull and helpfull! cogs: no brained, poopy headed, steall monsters! TOONS OF THE WORLD UNITE!!!
February 07, 2011 4:05 PM PST
Princess Trixie Sparklepop says:
Roses are red, violets are blue, here's to all the cogs out there, the toons are coming to DEFEAT YOU!
February 07, 2011 4:06 PM PST
Dusty Weaselgadget (The Weasely Toon) says:
You Sellbots, it's too good to be true. For you. You've ruined everything fun. How rude! We'll strike back, at quarter to pie. And then you'll see why. Oh my!
February 07, 2011 4:09 PM PST
Master Sammie ( 36 laff points ) says:
You have no idea what we have upon our sleeve! We think we are your pet peeve! Cogs, cogs cannot run. We can have so much fun! Hooray, TOONTOWN!
February 07, 2011 4:09 PM PST
cool alvin says:
That poem was very funny. I hope the movers and shakers get on the runny! ( To change the subject, when is the silly meter going to come back?)
February 07, 2011 4:10 PM PST
Midniteblakkat says:
Sellbots You fill the air with greed While us toons give you a simple chance and say: Eww! Go away please! But you do not take it, So we will cake you and cake you And face you and face you, intill you go away. Toons of the world,UNITE!
February 07, 2011 4:12 PM PST
Little Fluffy says:
Invasions are fun, I like them a lot! Double the gag points, now give it a shot! But stealing our jokes, that's crossing the line. Come on, fellow toons, its cog clobbering time!
February 07, 2011 4:17 PM PST
Google says:
Mr. Hollywoods, Robber Barrons, Big Cheeses, and Big Wigs, too! On Valentoon's Day I will always love you! (NOT COGS) Heart skirts,shirts,decorations are taking over. But will soon be replaced by a FOUR-LEAVED CLOVER! So keep rocking on toontown.(and waiting too) I will always love you! HAPPY VALENTOON'S DAYYYY! Woo Hoo!
February 07, 2011 4:22 PM PST
Violet says:
sellbots invade and ruin our fun a time will come when they will run they will cry so hard the earth will shake they will cry so hard for their own sake They will beg for mercy, they will beg for life all i can say is ....TOONS OF THE WORLD UNITE!!!
February 07, 2011 4:23 PM PST
ToonCouncil says:
That poem is EPIC, Violet!
February 07, 2011 4:23 PM PST
Crazy Wonderswirl (109 laffer) says:
The sellbots bring scariness to Toontown and toons, every toon wants 'em to leave...BOOHOO BOOHOO! They roam through the streets, wanting to eat, some VERY delicious pie in their face! We think of the cogs who've boggled our songs, and taken 'em up in the air. Toontown is merry, and very pleasntary without having those cogs. They ruin the joy, they ruin the fun, and make us run! Toontown is strong, and can handle the bog, so ROCK ON TOONS!
February 07, 2011 4:29 PM PST
C.J Electrospeed says:
Movers & Shakers Get ready to pay Because you are going to get smashed by some birthday cakes And if you fight back We will take over your cog buidings... In Donald Dock!
February 07, 2011 4:32 PM PST
Sarah says:
Hi toontown!!!! :D I have a poem: Cogs, Cogs, you think your so great. Were gonna send you home with a coupla B-day cakes!!!! Tee-hee~ This is from Sarah. I have 58 laff and I am an aqua mouse, with storm as my highest gag!!! :3
February 07, 2011 4:33 PM PST
Princess Spiffy Twidlemuffin says:
The cogs have stolen all our jokes, now we will have to squirt them with diet cokes! :D the cogs r rly annoying for sure, So lets make there vision a blur! :D Pies r flying, setzler bottles r crying! :D Lets get those cogs and get them good, before the rip off our secret hoodS! lol Hope u liked it! xD
February 07, 2011 4:34 PM PST
Sir Fireball Octopounce says:
Sellbots, oh Sellbots, why are you here? Why are you giving us Toons so much fear? At first we all thought you may be a hoax, But now you've attacked and stolen our jokes! What did we do to you, oh cogs? Why are Movers & Shakers jumping like frogs? We must not fail, we will go fight! And remember ~ Toons of the World, Unite!
February 07, 2011 4:45 PM PST
Lily says:
Cogs you are boring, You don't know how Toons deserve better But you don't know why. You have propellers, that stick up high, And they can take you into the sky. Toons of the world unite!
February 07, 2011 4:45 PM PST
Naomi says:
Sellbots keep trying to rule the world But the thought of that makes all the toons hurl. We come find you hags, With all of our gags. We go for a ride, And then you are pied. Once you are gone Toontown will belong To only the toons, And not you bafoons. Where we will romp and play All through the tooniest days. Come on toons and lets do what we do To get rid of the cogs woohoo!
February 07, 2011 4:51 PM PST
jeff says:
COGS! move and shakers like to shake would you like to have a cake?p.s the cake is in the face
February 07, 2011 4:58 PM PST
Stripey Twinkleboom says:
I am not very good at poetry, but i'll try my best. " Cogs, oh how i hate the fog that fills your minds. Your finds of our jokes are much the way of the Cogs, so that the fog shall continue forever, until everything has turned to dust and, even then, your fog shall continue to burn in my mind, oh Cogs.
February 07, 2011 4:58 PM PST
Blue Mouse says:
Cogs you've taken are jokes but you can't make us sad, you better watch out cause were coming and were loaded with pies and water. TOONS OF THE WORLD UNITE!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
February 07, 2011 4:59 PM PST
noah says:
Here is my poem! (Ahem) Cogs are so ugly, Cogs are so cruel, Cogs will be defeated then dumped in a pool! Us toons, we are ready, to defeat you with pies, while you cogs will get ready to have a hard dive.
February 07, 2011 4:59 PM PST
Noah says:
Toons are the coolest, Toons are the best, Toons can defeat cogs in a cinch! Oh cogs, Oh cogs, the best is yet to come, so don't sit around like a lazy bum! Us toons will come in groups of 8, so make sure not to be late! We will come in waves, but not from the beach. We will attack you like we are some leach!
February 07, 2011 5:03 PM PST
Arthur says:
I HATE POETRY!!!!!! Sorry, but you will have to pay me if you want me to become a poet. However, I will say this: Roses are red, violets are blue, fear strikes my heart when I see you. Happy now? Sorry about all this. I just got grounded for a week... no TV. You'd be crabby, wouldn't you?
February 07, 2011 5:04 PM PST
ToonCouncil says:
I sure would Arthur - but hey, at least you've got Toontown!
February 07, 2011 5:04 PM PST
Gag Happy says:
Invasions are red, makes the cogs blue, because you, me and someone named Ed, brought them to their knees from the gags we all threw!
February 07, 2011 5:05 PM PST
coocoo says:
i made a cog cry, by throwing a pie, i made a cog run, by squirting a water gun, i made a cog look like a goat, cuz wut i droped on him wuz a boat, i made a cog feel so much pain, cuz wut i did wuz run it over with a train. 1 day toontown will be a happy place cuz there will be no more of the cog's race
February 07, 2011 5:05 PM PST
Superspeed says:
Toontown is under attack!How can we stop this knack?Many toons are very brave and Toontown is what they must save!Please join in the fun and stop cogs before they reach the Sun.Here are my last words,toons unite the world!
February 07, 2011 5:06 PM PST
Prof. Chirpy Lemonpoof says:
The resistance rangers salute Tells the cogs trying to get loot To go back and put on their boots For when the RR's knock em' out of their shoes The RR's can't lose Movers & Shakers shake the ground with quake To make the toons Laff meters ache So toons continue to fight and remember.... TOONS OF THE WORLD UNITE! PS please post this
February 07, 2011 5:07 PM PST
master pickles kookysnoop(75 laff) says:
oh there once was a cog from Peru. Who knew what us toons can do. But then one night he got in a fight and soon he ran away too. p.s. plz post
February 07, 2011 5:14 PM PST
fireball says:
snow dashing tune:dashing thrugh the cogs and lots of bogs, they will not win, not on my chin, and they wll bee dim once well beat them they will run away fearful and dispay.
February 07, 2011 5:16 PM PST
ToonCouncil says:
So festive, fireball!
February 07, 2011 5:16 PM PST
Bananaberry says:
You shall blow away with our pies, your evil ideas never die!
February 07, 2011 5:19 PM PST
dylan says:
cogs better not pout u better not cry im tellin u why toons are comin with pies!!!
February 07, 2011 5:20 PM PST
Good O'l Hucklecorn says:
Oh anvil out the window, Oh anvil out the window. Oh anvil out the window, Land on a Mover & Shaker!
February 07, 2011 5:22 PM PST
Frits Purple Flapper(60 laff) says:
Mover and shakers you know what,EAT MY WEDDING CAKES!Soon the population of you guys will end intill there are 0 of you left.
February 07, 2011 5:24 PM PST
Melody Twinkleswirl says:
You cogs oh you cogs,how dare you steal our things,we'll hit you with pies,cakes,and water,and you'll soon fall to our feet!
February 07, 2011 5:26 PM PST
Peppy Thundersocks says:
Cogs oh cogs you've ruined our laughs, don't you dare take more more laff, you destroy our great big fun, you will regret this so prepare to run!
February 07, 2011 5:29 PM PST
Cool Cricket says:
Toons, Toons, Ducks and Baboons. Dogs, Hogs, Cats, and Rats, Tell me what you see. A flower to glower, A pie to fly, And a Cog to die!
February 07, 2011 5:30 PM PST
Fuzzy Wuzzy Yarn (Uber in training) says:
Cool! :D How 'bout Mover and Shakers are here! We shall not fear! We've got our sound You can hear them all 'round That the mover and shakers shall hear! LOL. I stink at this :p Enjoy anyway :)
February 07, 2011 5:31 PM PST
Rosie says:
Bravo! Bravo! On core! On core! That Was Beautiful! ( Clap Clap ) One Measly Question Though.... Why Are The Two Cats Mussels Turquoise? - Rosie
February 07, 2011 5:36 PM PST
Princess Candy Flipperdoodle says:
You rotten old cogs, you ruin our fun, And now you have made the war begone. Your ugly and rude, don't care 'bout us toons, We will defeat you, you wrinkly prunes. You'll never win, we are victorious, We toons are so awesome, so great, and glorious.
February 07, 2011 5:40 PM PST
Blame says:
Movers and shakers you stolen our jokes, but we will defeat you this is a fact, if you don't give them back, you will have pie on your suit. :D Toons of the wold unite!!! ~ Blame ( 18 laff )
February 07, 2011 5:45 PM PST
owen says:
k ready heres a poem...Movers and Shakers, should be bakers, because they are fakers. BEST POEM EVER!
February 07, 2011 5:45 PM PST
Cutie says:
Oh cogs oh cogs you are so evil, we will make a party when u crumble!
February 07, 2011 5:48 PM PST
Halloween Spirit says:
You cogs don't know what is going to happen. The Fog horns will appear. Us toons will beat your goons Jump Jump JUMP! Splat goes our pies to your boss, VP.
February 07, 2011 5:57 PM PST
Bizzy Cheezytwist says:
Movers & Shakers, you've stolen our jokes. But here is one quote. "We will bring you in dismay, whether it takes all day or all night, it is such a beautiful sight!"
February 07, 2011 6:00 PM PST
Nutty Blubbernose says:
Movers and Shakers think that they ruined the fun, but our efforts are certainly not done. We'll throw pies, cakes, and trap those Cogs with long rakes! Toons will revolt and hit the Cogs with some lightning bolts! The Toons will prevail, and the Cogs will have failed!
February 07, 2011 6:01 PM PST
Sarah says:
XD!!!! That is one funny poem! TOONS OF THE WORLD UNITE!!!!!!!!!!
February 07, 2011 6:03 PM PST
Master Jake says:
sell bots u better run cause us toons have got the gun (in this case a pie) we toons got the ball so be prepared cause u will take the fall. we have might and u don't have any at all
February 07, 2011 6:04 PM PST
Rupert says:
Sell Bots are stray Watch your gags Throws and Squirts Flying pies and Seltzer Spray Watch out, they're coming our way!
February 07, 2011 6:07 PM PST
Trixie Sparkleswirl says:
movers and shakers your on the run but you better get ready to have some fun toons will fight until they win and they'll put you in the pin!
February 07, 2011 6:13 PM PST
Sadie says:
Cogs, cogs go away or prepare to eat our birthday cakes. You can shake us but we don't care, we'll still bring you down without a shake or tear! Toons of the world unite! :D
February 07, 2011 6:14 PM PST
Shay says:
Movers and Shakers, you've stolen our Jokes when you invaded. Now get ready to be smashed with pie and be disintegrated.
February 07, 2011 6:21 PM PST
ToonCouncil says:
Nice rhyming, Shay!
February 07, 2011 6:21 PM PST
Fireball says:
The sellbots are invading us. They think are clever thus. But they are not being clever. For what we will tell them never. Is they are training our gags with these. Making us beat VP with ease!!!
February 07, 2011 6:34 PM PST
Super Bingo says:
Toons we shall unite, cake candles we will ignite*,Movers & Shakers come during the night, so Movers & Shakers we shall fight! *ignite means to set fire to, like candles :D
February 07, 2011 6:38 PM PST
Skippy says:
WOOT WOOT! i love poetry! especially when its insulting the cogs that always makes me laugh! HAHAHA! ruf ruf ruf! hehe dog laugh!
February 07, 2011 6:43 PM PST
OZZIE says:
lets get the cogs! and get the jokes back to!
February 07, 2011 6:45 PM PST
Percy says:
Sellbots may invade a bunch, but we toons will come up with a plan, and we will STAND, stand up against the cogs. AND WE WILL WIN.
February 07, 2011 6:51 PM PST
Big-City Kitty says:
Come on toons let's write some poems! We'll inspire eachother and discourage the cogs! We've always won against those clank-clankers, Why not this time? Let's shoot pies with tankers! *Good luck coming up with a plan everyone!*
February 07, 2011 7:06 PM PST
Good Ol' Lemon Hopper (52 laffer) says:
we'll bust cogs with pie, to make them 'laugh' high. a tickle from feathers will help us survive. get out the seltzer, and squeeze it with pride for saving some of toontown and joining the ride. toons get together, get our jokes back, join in the gang, and help us get back what we had! :) i hope u enjoyed. an original made by good ol' lemon hopper :D
February 07, 2011 7:17 PM PST
master comet superhopper says:
the poem has inspired me to fight only sellbots until this war is overm,except if i have a mission to do something else.
February 07, 2011 7:17 PM PST
Ginger says:
“Cheese of Big” Big cheese they do not smell of roses inside your deep cold pores BIG CHEESE why do you decieve me yo uare no cheese you are a monster but the lion of the artic disagrees that tomorrow shall not be my wedding day for big cheese you have ruined me life ad death
February 07, 2011 7:18 PM PST
Crazy Wonderswirl and Good Ol' Lemon Hopper says:
This is our poem... Toons deserve a hip hip hooray. The have worked so hard so why should jokes be taken away? well, i don't know, just maybe the cogs, have the answer right in their robotic palms. They have taken our jokes, they have taken our joy, so toons get ur jokes back just like a toon should. Would u do this for toontown, would u do this for toons sake, well if u would, ur a toon hero for toons cog-killing break! :) we hope u liked it ~ good ol' lemon hopper and crazy wonder swirl ~
February 07, 2011 7:23 PM PST
Scooter (26 laff squirt maxxed) says:
The fun has begun when you stopped our pun. Now we will begin to say "Gee, I wonder what those cogs will do, when we stuff their parts with Blue Glue Direct 2 You Glue?"
February 07, 2011 7:42 PM PST
petal pool says:
movers & shakers for now you have us on the run but soon you'll be the one on the run all sellbots will bevause when we get our jokes back you'll be wishing you never took them!!!!!!!
February 07, 2011 7:43 PM PST
minnie says:
Sellbots,sellbots there one of the bad bots! the toons are here to foil evil plots!
February 07, 2011 7:52 PM PST
Princess Curly Sparkletoon says:
Movers and Shakers you stole our jokes! How we gonna make people laugh like old folk. You say you move but you cant prove that you shake it so SHOE! yea.. Ik the movers bc they better get packed UP with them messed up gears u took our jokes and were not full of tears :P :D Toons of the World Unite! Hope you like it! :D
February 07, 2011 7:53 PM PST
Princess Lollipop says:
Oh my, that guy, he's being held captive! We must go fight the cogs. If we don't, they'll take over toontown and all of our gags will be gone!
February 07, 2011 7:55 PM PST
Camp rocky - 42 laffer - says:
mover and shakers why did you steal our jokes? well i hope you know what you have done was wrong so be prepared to eats lots of pie and get squirted with lots of seltzer! we will come and find you so run and hide or give back our jokes! that was my poem! hope you enjoyed and please please post this please! i hope you can post but PLEASE do!! thank you :)
February 07, 2011 8:03 PM PST
Prof. Chirpy Lemonpoof says:
As the cogs use quake The toons do ache But then they come back With a cruiseship boat or cane and hat Whether tooning up toons or crushing cogs just like that The toons willl always strike back So toons remember fight,fight,fight And remember TOONS OF THE WORLD UNITE!
February 07, 2011 8:04 PM PST
Pink Cat ( Soon will be named The Lovleyest Valentine ) says:
It's so soothing to hear about busting cogs :) Zzzzzzzz..... Oh sorry! I got TOO relaxed. Do the toons have any other poems about busting cogs at all? I'll be looking out for some more poems! Don't tell me I didn't warn you when you fall asleep during poem reciting time!
February 07, 2011 8:15 PM PST
Prof. Chirpy Lemonpoof says:
LA LA LA the opera singer sings OW OW OW the cogs ears ring As toons fight hard Cogs march on Hoping they'll win against the toons As the toons use drop,sound,toon-up,and lure So remember toons Fight! Fight! Fight! And also TOONS OF THE WORLD UNITE!
February 07, 2011 8:16 PM PST
Aunt Fancy Octoquack says:
Mover and Shakers, you have stolen our fun, took the pies from everyone. But, we'll get back, oh yes we will, you will be on the floor crying FOR REAL. But thanks to our Toon Council, We have stronger Toons, in all laff, height and color such as Yellows and Maroons. But you will pay, yes you may, because all the Toons will be back stronger some day. ~Aunt Fancy Octoquack :)
February 07, 2011 8:27 PM PST
Be My Buddy says:
Cogs destroy stuff, we fix it in a jippy. But, nobody can fix like Flippy!
February 07, 2011 9:38 PM PST
Chester Paddleflap says:
Although our Jokes have gone today, Our toony joy will always stay. For we are Toons, we don't give up! We'll take their gears and smash them right up! Look out Cogs, your end is near. Movers and Shakers, I hope you hear...
February 07, 2011 9:45 PM PST
Gabby Bunny 60 Laff says:
I made this one up myself, movers & shakers beware because toons are great cake bakers!
February 07, 2011 11:14 PM PST
Snorkelpretzel (78 laff) says:
Movers and Shakers, we know all your tricks. But all of us know that you're just throwing sticks! For you can't beat us, we will beat you now. And you're probably wondering simply how? We will lob pies at you and drop safes on your head. So I reccomend you give up instead!
February 08, 2011 12:25 AM PST
ToonCouncil says:
That's more than just a good poem, Snorkelpretzel, it's good advice!
February 08, 2011 12:25 AM PST
sie says:
Poem: grey,black,and brown with a bit green, Cogs stomp Toontown to its hardest. THe rambo shines bright as clear as the full moon and what do you see? THE TOONS! Pies in hand,magnites straped to there back, and the biggest smilles the cogs have ever seen. :D i just maid it up!
February 08, 2011 12:31 AM PST
Bittens says:
here we come, there we go cogs beware, cause you'll never know with a pie to the face, these toons will lay waste and marbles and trains, your luck is in vain there we went, here we came all cogs smiles will never be the same well bossbots and lawbots and sellbots your through all you cogs are mean, yes cashbots you too as toons danced and played and sang that night jelly beans fell from the sky to toons delight as justice chimed and freedom rang these toons will never go hungry again.
February 08, 2011 1:01 AM PST
Halloween Kitty says:
I think those invasions will never stop Those screams are louder than a rock band But they are not reaching the top We're taking them to the end We'll battle Cogs all day and night so TOONS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!
February 08, 2011 2:35 AM PST
queendottyfeatherhopper says:
kat fell on the mat. the silly fat kat. how about that.
February 08, 2011 2:55 AM PST
deputy mac octospeed says:
I love fighting cogs with my gags, My favourite game is Tag Oh no here is a mover and shaker, who makes us loose our laff with quakes, The cog is making us shake with fear , so hear this toony tune, Lets do it before noon I love making poems
February 08, 2011 3:06 AM PST
Marissa The Mouse says:
Movers & Shakers you've done enough You damaged our Laff And now taking the jokes
February 08, 2011 3:43 AM PST
Pancake muffin says:
You took our gags and ate them we guess, what would mover & shakers do to them? Toons don't give up,they live it,enjoy fighting cogs, what else can't a toon do? Mover & shakers are a piece of metal, they just hop in circles, going "Be Bop Be Bop" Hoping they get hit with pie in the face! ~Pancake muffin P.S Toons of the world, UNITE! ^-^
February 08, 2011 4:29 AM PST
Gillian says:
Hey cogs, you are evil! Hey cogs you make out laughter appel! Don't you know you Mover and Shakers... That we.... will make that terrible grin on your face fade in the Victory dances that we dance! Sincerly your friend, Gillian
February 08, 2011 4:35 AM PST
Cuty Pie ( 112 laff points ) says:
Here I go!: Cogs Cogs everywhere, Toons Toons just dont stare! Go fight cogs anywhere And lets see them in the air! Next: Mr.Hollywoods Mr.Hollywoods, dont try to trip us toons because we are already in a doom! we are not scared for any of you cogs because soon you will be on planet droom! ( From Sharkboy and Lavagirl ) TOONS OF THE WORLD UNITE!!!!!!!!! lol OW I CANT LAUGH THE COGS STOLE MY LAUGH :( but anyway TOONS OF THE WORLD UNITE!!!1
February 08, 2011 5:13 AM PST
big crumbly says:
plz dont stell our jokes you make us sad we toons will get our revenge we will never give up get we have boats stinky movers and shakers
February 08, 2011 5:20 AM PST
romeo says:
movers and shakers you have gone one to far since you have stolen our jokes and insulted us toons so just remember this fact and dont come crying back when we crush u under a safe or when we pelt u with a creme pie! the toons will have revenge! p.s. please post
February 08, 2011 5:27 AM PST
taffy says:
i am not good at poems so here it goes, sorry cogs, we've won the fight we went over and passed your hight.a throw here a spray there, toons are throwing gags everywhere.so in your face comes a pie, it's us toons at the high toons of the world come and fight the cogs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)
February 08, 2011 5:32 AM PST
ToonCouncil says:
You sound pretty good at poems to me,taffy!
February 08, 2011 5:32 AM PST
Cman says:
Movers and Shakers you have stolen are jokes that will not stop us from fighting although this might be a big hokes we can still keep cream pieing
February 08, 2011 6:00 AM PST
Princess Dizzy McDoodle 101 Laff says:
Well, this poem isnt exactly very good for this time its more for valentines day but its still a poem ;D If flowers were hugs, I'd send you a tree. If tears were kisses, I'd send you the sea. And if people were love, I'd send you me! <3 Its really cute :P I dont have a poem for invasions... I'll have a think ;D
February 08, 2011 6:10 AM PST
Noisy Yippie Petalblabber (58 Laff) says:
Mr Hollywoods, You have invaded Toontown, Be prepared to lose to us toons! We have the gags, we have the laff, and we have to ability to step on your goons!
February 08, 2011 6:10 AM PST
Hoarse says:
We are toons, you are cogs, we know we rule and you do not. We have pie, you have checks, eat those pies and your teeth will rot!
February 08, 2011 6:14 AM PST
Coconut Shell Junior says:
Toons of the world, UNITE! I hope the cogs aren't motivating themselves with a poem like this: We are cogs, we can conquer Toontown, with our power, we can push them into the ponds and they will drown!
February 08, 2011 6:16 AM PST
Super Bingo 59 laff says:
Ok Heres my poem. Oh Sellbots you think you can win, And defeat us with your mighty sin, Well heres a fact for you, You'll all get covered in goo, When my pie gets your face, You'll think why are we here in this place, And if you come back, You'll go down the hatch. Thank you! - bow - Toons of the world Unite! I hope you liked my poem.
February 08, 2011 6:30 AM PST
Villain 25 laff says:
Movers and shakers, built with springs. And they'll soon know what the opera brings... They've ruined all our fun and think that they're great But soon they'll be shipped off in crates!!! TOONS OF THE WORLD!!!!!! UNITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 08, 2011 6:31 AM PST
Watermelon says:
(heres my poem, it doesn't rhymm, but that wouldn't be a crime! well that rhymms but this doesn't) Movers and Shakers, you don't know what your doing, so watch out, come on, and taste some defeat! You shouldn't steal our jokes!
February 08, 2011 6:33 AM PST
Daphne Jeeperbubble ( 82 laff ) says:
Dear old fellow cogs ( they are SO not are fellows and this is my poem ). You may have are jokes and few jellybens but we have suits and a lot of gears of yours so get ready for a few pies in your face and a little water becuz I got a squirt gun ! The end . P.S plz post .
February 08, 2011 6:39 AM PST
sea green dog says:
cogs are bad they make us sad they made invasins and they taste like ugly craisons
February 08, 2011 7:13 AM PST
Annie says:
Sellbots, Oh Sellbots we toons had enough Sellbots, Oh Sellbots please do stop Sellbots, Oh Sellbots you make us cry Sellbots, Oh Sellbot but be prepared to eat some pie.
February 08, 2011 7:14 AM PST
miss z.z wondernugget says:
( in the tune of firework by kt perry ) cogs always feel like a wasted spase, like a plastic pie waiting to splat again! all we toons have to do is..... ignite the dinomite! ( trap of courese ) like the fourth of july! cuz cogs ur a easy deafeeeeat! as we pie u in the streeeeeet! make em go ahh-ahh-ahh as they run for cov-er-er-er! cogs let ur bolts burst! show em that we rock! make em all in awe-awe-awe! as they berst acroos the sky! cuz cogs u stink-k-k-k-k-k-k-k! as we do are funky (not flunky) thing! peace out!!!! plz post!
February 08, 2011 7:19 AM PST
thunderstink says:
thell make you sad in a blink there so uncolorful they dont know the color pink hink hink hink pink pink pink theyll make you sad in a blink there cogs
February 08, 2011 7:20 AM PST
brittney(59laff) says:
Come on toons, we can do it! Put a little power to it! Dont let those cogs get you down. Dont you even try to frown. Make a poem and you will see, We toons are a family. Let us dance, let us sing. Let us do all the fun things. Dont stop me now, dont have a cow. Im cheering up the toons. Dont get sad.Dont get mad.Hit the cogs with pie. We will then go to bed with dreams in our heads. We wake to a toon party and dance around happily. Toons of the world unite! Dont worry I wont bite. Flippy please post. I never got a post before.
February 08, 2011 7:27 AM PST
Pearl says:
We toons are getting tired of the sellbot invasion, so to fight we'll need a bit of persuasion. Just listen to this little poem by me, and pretty soon you will see. Those cogs won't have a choice, they'll listen to the opera voice! We've got gags and we're ready to fight, toons of the world unite!
February 08, 2011 7:42 AM PST
Sheriff Oswald Nuttywig says:
Better watch out Sellbots, we are coming for you. Before you know it we will be there waiting on you. We know you are here, and when we defeat you, we will cheer! TOONS OF THE WORLD UNITE!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)
February 08, 2011 7:51 AM PST
ginger dizzyberry says:
toons are red toons are blue, toons are fun and thats very true, toons are crazy wacky and coverd in goo sometimes, toons are great and so are you! lol hope you like it
February 08, 2011 8:13 AM PST
secret spy says:
Movers & shakers dont shake us up or youll be down with a few gags n birth day cakes buahahahahaha ,sorry its a small joke! LOL toons of the world unite
February 08, 2011 8:14 AM PST
speedy trick says:
cogs! youve stolen our stuff. and all our points. but youve never witnessed whats coming for you now.
February 08, 2011 8:28 AM PST
Brownie says:
To gag or not to gag, That is the question. With your birthday cakes and fire hoses, Let's show the cogs who's boss!
February 08, 2011 8:28 AM PST
ToonCouncil says:
The answer is always TO GAG, right Brownie?
February 08, 2011 8:28 AM PST
Spike Electroflipper says:
The cogs have stolen jokes, From a bunch of innocent folks, I know it is not right, thats why we should unite!
February 08, 2011 8:33 AM PST
Doctor Rhinospinner says:
This is to u Evil sellbot cogs! We're not afraid.... to take a stand..... every toon... come take my hand... and we'll walk this world together, through the storm, whatever weather, cold or warm, just let u know that we're not alone, Holla if u feel like youve been down the same road!
February 08, 2011 8:33 AM PST
harryhab says:
Movers & Shakers you stolen my jokes and now you got my pets jokes. NO!
February 08, 2011 8:34 AM PST
speedy trick says:
bossbots,bossbots youve stolen my goods. but most of all I hated youre raidered invasion. Sellbots,Sellbots im coming to youre HQ. so watch ears because the volume is turning to 100%.
February 08, 2011 8:57 AM PST
Marigold Doggendoodle (16 laff) says:
Mover & Shakers, You little Quakers, You stole our Jokes and our Laff, But we've got Gags galore, Jellybeans and much more, And soon you will feel our wrath.
February 08, 2011 9:01 AM PST
commet ( 45 laff ) says:
sellbots you,ve stolen our jokes now we will steel yours XD.
February 08, 2011 9:14 AM PST
Molly says:
Toons are wonderful! Toons are Great! Toons are perfect, Coggie bait! :P...
February 08, 2011 9:16 AM PST
spud (248 laffer) actually 75 :D says:
oh sellbots you fiends why must you force us to use up our beans? all toons young and old wanted to have a nice quiet dinner at dew drop inn but then (cue dramatic music) you came for revenge! storm sellbot is history and this is a mystery will all the toons bash up all these cogs? p:s: ive been doing vp like mad ever since invasons started :) toons of the world unite!
February 08, 2011 10:02 AM PST
prince spunky awesome toon (red cat) says:
oh sellbots you are all FOOLS taking our jokes and our wools and our spools! (dont ask me why it just rymed XD) you mr holly and you mingler you think your the best but you always plunder! two faces oh why dont you escape this whole thing by visiting your cousin double talker? and then there are mover and shakers! oh we will NEVER forgive you for taking our pride! and then come the fatties also called glad handers and then the name droppers who want to be big and then telemaketer and weak cogs galore! my im so tired i could go snore.
February 08, 2011 10:15 AM PST
ben says:
movers and shakers you'd better watch out coz pies and cakers are coming about
February 08, 2011 10:30 AM PST
Fisherman says:
Movers an Shakers You've come in waves, Stop ruining our town with your Quakes You've stolen our jokes Now time to pay With messing with us folks AND GO AWAY!!!!!!!!
February 08, 2011 10:37 AM PST
duke stuby sourfuddy says:
thro all the pies until that cog dyes
February 08, 2011 10:40 AM PST
super chip (86 laffer) says:
those mover shakers have done it again, those crazy bots are not my friends, they move and shake you left and right and i have to say it is a fright, us toons of the world have to unite and fight the vp fight fight fight. thank you, super chip
February 08, 2011 10:43 AM PST
Super Funnyburger says:
(To the tune of a well-know viral video) Well... obviously, we have some cogs in Nutty River, they're throwing out the ties, sending you a tee off. Trying to bore Toons so you need to throw them pies, squirt hoses, throw them pies, squirt hoses, and drop some anvils cos they're boring Toons out there!
February 08, 2011 10:50 AM PST
frinkel says:
Cogs are rubbish, Sellbots are sluggish, and toons are the best of the best! The Movers are theiving, and Shakers are stealing, and the Resistance are better than the rest!
February 08, 2011 10:56 AM PST
ToonCouncil says:
If the Resistance ever needs a cheer, I'll send them to you frinkel!
February 08, 2011 10:56 AM PST
master frizzy says:
oh cogs and sellbots,bossbots,lawbots,cashbots,vp,ceo,cj and cfo, we are still attacking oh untill...... we do buildings,fighting cogs, and other stuff but we're totally attacking cogs so get cog-leveling up!! we're all ready already! so.... your gonna be killed.... FOREVER!!!!!!!!!! ok now eat up a whole bunch of pies you ideots of cogs! now EEEEAAAATTTT IT OR FACE OUR TOON PIES well they are gifts and we're jealous about cogs! so get cog-shopping upgrade your gear and become like bad-toons!
February 08, 2011 11:03 AM PST
water lily says:
cogs! watch out for the new name of toons we will win this war today! and i mean we will and you will lose toons will win this war!
February 08, 2011 11:49 AM PST
Runner says:
Poem: by Runner movers & shakers you can be so mean but still can you slow down on are jeally beans you walk so loud to make a quike and now you scream with a belly ake toons are singing all day long but you shave a blue bird if you here a song by runner take that VP! lol
February 08, 2011 11:51 AM PST
Princess Fireball says:
This is really nice poetry! I think ill write a really good poem so that all the toons will REALLY be ready! ( All those cogs are really mean, but they don`t frighten us! So cogs, be ready to fight us! Because,we`ll be ready no mater what! ) I hope you like my poem! Toons of the world UNITE!
February 08, 2011 11:54 AM PST
crazy zippy fumblefish says:
cogs, you have been hogs stealing our jokes and now we will have a mighty hoax to try to get them back! if you were not robots you would be blue and black! So be ready for cakes in your face and getting lured into rakes!
February 08, 2011 12:12 PM PST
BLUE YES WHITE DRAGON says:
LOL GOOD POEM IT WS HILLARIOUS NOW THAT BIG UGLY SMILE ON THAT THERE SHAKERS FACE WILL TURN UPSIDE DOWN I IMAGINE THEM HAVING A CREAM PIE IN THEIR MOUTH AND A BIG B-DAY CAKE AS CLOTHES ONLY SHOWING THEIR FACE.OK IM GONNA GO BATTLE THE VP TODAY AND DESTROY 100 SHAKERS THATS MY GOAL TODAY!LETS GIVE THEM A TASTE OF OUR FUN!!! YAH
February 08, 2011 12:13 PM PST
Cool Fancy says:
You may think that we are really sad however you're the one that's bad. Soon we will smile all day long and you'll end up being wrong. Make us happy and give them to us and soon enough you'll be cussed.:)
February 08, 2011 12:17 PM PST
Dragonbreath says:
The cogs don't see it They'll suffer consquences For how they attack I hope this poem gives the toons hope, Flippy.
February 08, 2011 12:27 PM PST
Ashley says:
I like this poem! send it send it! Get ready cogs for some series pie damage!!!
February 08, 2011 12:28 PM PST
Funnie says:
omigosh why did those cogs steal our jokes we should mke 'em croak! (die <3)
February 08, 2011 12:37 PM PST
baby clover says:
mover and shakers you've stolen are jokes prepare to get soaked and the VP will be cooked with pies!
February 08, 2011 12:41 PM PST
brody says:
Toons of the world, Unite! We punish those cogs, tonight! 'Till the end, we will fight! Laff boosting, the time is right! Toons of the world, UNITE!!!
February 08, 2011 12:41 PM PST
super chip (86 laffer) says:
those mover shakers have done it again, those crazy bots are not my friends, they move and shake you left and right and i have to say it is a fright, us toons of the world have to unite and fight the vp fight fight fight. thank you, super chip
February 08, 2011 12:49 PM PST
Quackers says:
You came in hundreds, an army of movers, But we'll show you up, you'll look like losers. Never mind the things you say, You never back 'em up all the way. Well we'll swarm the streets, invade your lair, So we've given you warning, Movers BEWARE! If you don't scram, we'll squirt you till BOOM! So run away now, you can't handle us Toons! Dedicated to all my friends on TT, especially Vanilla, Kitty Kippers, Black Cat and Lolcat. Sorry if I missed any of you out guys!
February 08, 2011 12:49 PM PST
Michael says:
So you think that it's funny, To take all our jokes? Well you better get ready, Cos us toons are crafty folk. We'll come at you with pies, And hose pipes galore, And whe you think it's all over, We'll come at you with more! The toons are coming to get you cogs, So you better be swift on your feet, And if you don't give us back our jokes...well, I'm sure we can find you a nasty treat!! What do you think about that Flippy?
February 08, 2011 1:00 PM PST
princess spotty spaklepop says:
This is the very fist poem i have every wroten so i hope its good.Movers and Shakers,you have stolen our jokes,you better get ready or you might start to choke!You movers and shakes are all very maen,evoil i might say,but we can make you all fly away!One,two,or maybe even three little gags will make say,hey!You better get ready,because all of us toons have a plan or two coming up very very soon.
February 08, 2011 1:02 PM PST
ToonCouncil says:
That is an excellent first poem, princess spotty sparklepop!
February 08, 2011 1:02 PM PST
Lucky Duckie (Yellow duck 107 laffs) says:
For a year, I wasn't here; but in my dreams they would reappear; Bossbots, Sellbots, Lawbots, Cashbots; it would happen quite alot; With all my gags I have returned to teach you a lesson you must learn; So get ready for a fight, Toons of the World LET'S UNITE!!!:)
February 08, 2011 1:02 PM PST
