Toontown What's New Blog
"Beware the ides of March..." means "Toons, look sharp – pointy-headed Backstabbers make their move soon!"
Every March, Lawbots make a point of unleashing waves of Backstabber Cogs on the streets of Toontown!
The Toon Resistance advises all Toons to watch their backs on Thursday, March 14 and Friday, March 15 at these times:
2am - 5am PST 12pm - 3pm PST 6pm - 9pm PST
Luckily the Toon Resistance has cleared these Districts as safe
zones from the invading Backstabbers:
Crazy Grove |
Gigglyfield | ||
Giggly Hills | Goofy Valley | ||
Silly Valley | Zany Acres |
Toons who wish to avoid a stabbing headache and steer clear of the invasions should go to the above Districts.
Toons of the World, Unite – defend Toontown from those
finger-wagging Backstabbers!
princess jazzy fuzzysprinkles ( 36 Laff Points ) says:
Awesome! I'll save up my sound gags for these invasions!
March 13, 2013 1:01 PM PDT
TheCogs says:
Tough talk, little Toon. Backstabbers are the best, and I can back that up!
- - end Cog transmission - -
March 13, 2013 1:01 PM PDT
Jackblack says:
Wow cant wait i need some of those
March 13, 2013 1:14 PM PDT
Green Big Dog says:
Wow soooooooo many cogs to bust! I'm going to be training while i'm at it. Backstabbers give me a sharp headache (see what i did there?) :D
March 13, 2013 1:20 PM PDT
lady jinxsnout says:
We will kick them out 4 sure
March 13, 2013 1:21 PM PDT
TheCogs says:
But we Backstabbers will always come back. Get the point?
- - end Cog transmission - -
March 13, 2013 1:21 PM PDT
Daisyz N Flowerz says:
Thank goodness there are gonna be Backstabbers! I need tons of Lawbots.. looks like I know what I'm doing tomorrow.. kicking ro-bo butt! ;D
March 13, 2013 1:24 PM PDT
Remington says:
Wow, I am so excited! I look forward to showing the Backstabbers a piece of pie!
March 13, 2013 1:25 PM PDT
Magical Pink Mouse (55 laff) says:
Not the backstabbers. Well, at least I can get some toon friends and send the backstabbers packing!
March 13, 2013 1:45 PM PDT
TheCogs says:
You and your silly Toon friends will all have a stabbing headache soon...
- - end Cog transmission - -
March 13, 2013 1:46 PM PDT
Loony Lemontoon says:
If only the backstabbers were cashbots, that is what I need, but I also have a 75 cogs in donalds dreamland task too, so I can use this, also I should fight in toontown central, toon valley to protect lower toons.
March 13, 2013 1:48 PM PDT
Magical Crocodile says:
Wow! So many backstabbers, well I'm not scared let's fight them toons! Get your gags ready and GO!!! TOONS OF THE WORLD UNITE!
March 13, 2013 1:53 PM PDT
Lancelot Thundermarble says:
This is very useful info. I will need to destroy a lot of lawbots. And I am going to send these Back Stabbers back to where they came! Toons of the world unite!
March 13, 2013 1:54 PM PDT
Weird Fangs SparkleGrooven says:
Uhoh!,we better get ready for those Backstabbers! I bet they wont go easy on us with their stabbing headaches or tricks! Watch out toons we can beat them though! Toons of the world unite and FIGHT those Backstabbing cogs!
March 13, 2013 1:56 PM PDT
TheCogs says:
Try your best, little Toon. But we Backstabbers have a lot of back up.
- - end Cog transmission - -
March 13, 2013 1:56 PM PDT
Deputy Tom Doggengloop says:
Awesome! I can finally improve my gags on my new toon because of the invasions! Thank you ToonTown!
March 13, 2013 1:57 PM PDT
Baron Alvin Bagelbee - 109 laff - says:
Wow! Backstabbers, huh? Well, you know what they say. A Backstabber that has lost his tip is " pointless " to win.
March 13, 2013 1:59 PM PDT
TheCogs says:
You take that back, or else!
- - end Cog transmission - -
March 13, 2013 1:59 PM PDT
Skipper MacBubble says:
Yes! Backstabbers are my favorite cogs to defeat! Guess I will be fighting them for the next few days.
March 13, 2013 2:12 PM PDT
captain max sparkle zilla120 laff says:
I am ready for this i hope we can stop them they are good but not good enough to us toons we wont let them try and stop us toons of the world unite.
March 13, 2013 2:19 PM PDT
domino lemonpow laff:89 says:
sounds wonderful! i can train my lure and get my tasks done
March 13, 2013 2:23 PM PDT
Loud Lily says:
Score! I need lawbots. Stay Tooned Toons, for more adventure in toontown! LOL!
March 13, 2013 2:26 PM PDT
paddlenoodle says:
Not so fast backstabbers we will defeat you with a few pies in no time.
March 13, 2013 2:36 PM PDT
mew says:
OMG were going to use our gags and send these cogs flying! I made a poem! You backstabbers are going down! To survive, get out of toontown! We never tell lies, because we got hundreds of squirt guns and pies! Say goodbye you cogs we will definitely fight! We will fight all day and all night! Get out of toontown backstabber cogs or we will fight, Toons of the world UNITE! hope you liked my poem!
March 13, 2013 2:40 PM PDT
TheCogs says:
I would cut a few lines. Was that too sharp?
- - end Cog transmission - -
March 13, 2013 2:40 PM PDT
Prof.Mac Flippermonkey says:
I'm going to 'cut' to the chase here, these backstabbers may talk 'sharp', but to be 'blunt' i can't see how they are going to back up there 'point' and beat us toons! C'mon then mr backstabber, i dare you to take us on!
March 13, 2013 2:41 PM PDT
TheCogs says:
Whoa, back up there, Toon...
- - end Cog transmission - -
March 13, 2013 2:42 PM PDT
fox says:
Haha easy Jury Notices :D
March 13, 2013 2:43 PM PDT
Omar says:
Curse you backstabbers! Im gonna make you pay for invading our town! ILL SHOW YOU COGS WHOS BOSS!
March 13, 2013 2:47 PM PDT
King Scooter says:
Oh gosh, it's that time of year again! I will have to keep a sharp eye out for those back-stabbing Backstabbers. Last year I got a ToonTask for defeating them... this year I will do it just for the sake of throwing a good pie.
March 13, 2013 2:51 PM PDT
Fatty (103 laff) says:
I bet we will beat those backstabbers "back" into Lawbot HQ, and destroy their sharpeners!
March 13, 2013 3:02 PM PDT
Bumblebee says:
I'll bust those backstabbers with a wedding cake if i have to!
March 13, 2013 3:06 PM PDT
Teddy says:
We're going to pie those Backstabbers up! We will make 'em go "Back", out of Toontown!
March 13, 2013 3:07 PM PDT
TheCogs says:
Our projections for a profitable invasion show a Toon victory to be highly unlikely, silly Toons. We will find out tomorrow.
There's no backing down now...
- - end Cog transmission - -
March 13, 2013 3:07 PM PDT
Popcorn Superboom says:
Backstabbers, I'm going to destroy everyone of you that I see! Be ready for my Birthday Cakes... and Thunder Clouds as well!
March 13, 2013 3:17 PM PDT
SPONGEBOB 137 laff says:
You Back Stabbers Back Down From Me Because All My Friends Are Maxxed I Am To Yeah You Back Down.
March 13, 2013 3:23 PM PDT
Hot Dog Luke -121 laff- says:
Ooh Backstabbers. You little tiny cogs. I can just see the chairman punishing you for losing. It probably won't be too bad though. He might just take your point away, or make you into a Bottom Feeder. :)
March 13, 2013 3:23 PM PDT
TheCogs says:
Toon humor does not compute. But we Backstabbers are great at cutting costs.
- - end Cog transmission - -
March 13, 2013 3:23 PM PDT
Hector (Marathon Winner) says:
We must keep toontown safe from the clutches of the evil Backstabbers! They will never win!
March 13, 2013 3:31 PM PDT
Captain Chester Sourswirl says:
Haha, Backstabbers! I'll make sure to feed them lots of birthday cake!
March 13, 2013 3:52 PM PDT
Sheriff Pancake Twiddlewhip says:
Watch out Backstabbers, You got a Sheriff on your tail!
March 13, 2013 3:53 PM PDT
Wicked Ben says:
YAY! This is great way to train my new gag "Drop" I just got it! Toons of the world Fight those cogs!
March 13, 2013 4:15 PM PDT
Cray Cray Crawfish(116 red pig) says:
OH BOY! This is probably the freakiest thing EVER! But i have to help keep lower level toons safe from the evil way of cogs! Time to break out the old cog busting suit...... ITS COG BUSTING TIME!!
March 13, 2013 4:31 PM PDT
Toony ( 105 laff ) says:
Backstabbers might as well leave toontown, I dont see their 'point' trying to defeat us toons! They may talk 'sharp' but we can defeat them. Toons of the world UNITE!!!
March 13, 2013 4:38 PM PDT
Sir Dynamite says:
Uh oh... Back Stabber invasions for the next 2 days? Well, we're not going down without a fight, cogs! We'll send you back to The Chairman, where all of you belong! TOONS OF THE WORLD... UNITE!
March 13, 2013 4:46 PM PDT
Sir lucky sparklesprinkles says:
Oh wow. These backstabbers are exactly the cogs I need! Hope the backstabbers have sharpened their heads because i am ready to bust them into tiny little pieces with my best gags!
March 13, 2013 5:15 PM PDT
Mr. Rickey (66 Laff Royal Blue Mouse) says:
You guys really think you can beat us? HAHA! Your army is a joke to me. :P You guys know you will always fail to my ninja skills and you still don't give up? It seems like you guys don't have any brains at all -_- (face palm moment). Hopefully you will finally learn that we are unstoppable! All Backstabbers in Toontown will be destroyed!!! XD
March 13, 2013 5:31 PM PDT
Baron Alvin Bagelbee - 109 laff - says:
Backstabbers. Okay, now you must pay for doing ANOTHER invasion, after the Big Wigs. You will pay for this, YOU WILL NEVER BE SHARPENED!
March 13, 2013 6:01 PM PDT
Tristan, 111 Laff Points (Hardcore Toon) says:
Your "Pointless" invasions wont give me a "stabbing" headache! You and your "Dull" suits can go back to your buisness-loving Chairman and tell him he can go "wag his finger" at some other town! "Get the point?" Toons Of The World, Unite!!!
March 13, 2013 6:38 PM PDT
Falling Snowflakes ( 44 laff points ) says:
Hi backstabbers you will NOT win... or will you?
March 13, 2013 6:51 PM PDT
Socks says:
Backstabbers, huh? They're not that tough! They just think too good of themselves! Better watch out of their bragging!
March 13, 2013 6:53 PM PDT
Mister Chunky Bumblebrains says:
Don't worry, I disconnected all of the pencil sharpeners.
March 13, 2013 7:18 PM PDT
TheCogs says:
Don't worry, we have plenty of backups.
- - end Cog transmission - -
March 13, 2013 7:19 PM PDT
Miss FiFi says:
You Backstabbers are going down! Us toons will win, just like we always do! Last time I checked, we win most of our cases against the Chief Justice! :P Toons of the world unite! You cogs are so "dull" even trying to beat us is "pointless"!
March 13, 2013 7:32 PM PDT
Toothless says:
Alright, another invasion huh? Time to pack my sound and "back" up these pesky Cogs! I will also grab my friend, Rosebud, to fight off these "pointless" Cogs for good! Toons of the World, UNITE!
March 13, 2013 7:59 PM PDT
Interesting Orange Dog says:
We're sending those Backstabbers BACK to where they came from, and I have all my fellow toons to BACK me up.
March 13, 2013 8:40 PM PDT
nice bear says:
cant wait for the invasion this will help me lvl up to more gags and more gag points this will be a great but we must save toontown from those cogs toons of the world unite
March 13, 2013 9:10 PM PDT
Liza says:
Will need some backstabber toontasks then xD and lots of sound so i can get my next sound gag!
March 13, 2013 10:04 PM PDT
Sophina says:
Watch out Backstabbers! I'm gonna get ya! I don't need Lawbots for my ToonTask, but who care? I have a help a Toon task! Watch out, here I come!
March 13, 2013 11:48 PM PDT
Cleric Edward 114 says:
Good timing for maxing suits, stuffs and everything! :)
March 14, 2013 2:20 AM PDT
Chocolate Meow says:
I'll be sure to blast my wacky gags onto those cogs! Toons of the world, unite! :)
March 14, 2013 2:20 AM PDT
Jarax says:
Those awful finger-wagging backstabbers are going down!
March 14, 2013 2:43 AM PDT
Captain Flippenhopper says:
Ah, go scuttle back to your little CJ, backstabber, he needs a pie removed from his gavel. And he needs more evidence cause i used it to lure bigwigs ^-^
March 14, 2013 2:57 AM PDT
Lancelot Thundermarble 98 Laff says:
"Woah back up there toon"? Ha! They are the ones who should "back" up!
March 14, 2013 3:29 AM PDT
Colonel Picklebubble says:
Haha! Just did a five story building, those back stabbers didn't stand a chance!
March 14, 2013 3:37 AM PDT
Cute Nice Owl says:
Ohno! Backstabbers! But we will stock up on pies, Drop a anvil or two, And make those cogs say bye bye!
March 14, 2013 3:40 AM PDT
Frank says:
Bzzzk klink klink! Backstabbers keep out! Klink klink klonk. Bzzzk if you dare come in bzzzk klink klink your pointy head will be blunt. Klink klonk klook you have been warned. bzzk klink klink if I were you, i'd stay back.
March 14, 2013 3:44 AM PDT
TheCogs says:
We must be winning already! Toons are starting to speak the beautiful machine language of the Cogs - though not very well. "Klook" does not compute. Save your silly Toon tricks for the streets. Here we come, and there's no turning back, Toons.
- - end Cog transmission - -
March 14, 2013 3:44 AM PDT
Tommy Toon (33 laff) says:
Oh, boy! Lots of cog busting, training, and task! I'm glad I just picked up a 5 level 5+ cogs task!
March 14, 2013 4:32 AM PDT
Liieutoonant Comander Data says:
Backstabbers, beware! I am going to knock them 'back' into their HQ; I will make a 'point' of it. But they shouldn't worry. When they get reassembled from being exploded, the CJ probably will go easy on them, since they are such incapable invaders. They will do this with a 'blunt edge', but in order for the invasion to succeed, they would need to take and hold TTC, which, of course, they are too dull to do.
March 14, 2013 6:00 AM PDT
Vice versa ( 51 laff ) says:
I Can't wait, Ill be sure to bust those cogs before most bad happens, Because i need to train! Perfect opportunity!
March 14, 2013 6:14 AM PDT
Cinna-meown says:
Your going down! Its never a challenge for me! You will never catch us toons! We can do much better because we WIN! Toons of the world Unite!
March 14, 2013 6:16 AM PDT
Master rocco says:
Not so fast backstabber. We can fight you with our pies, Lure you, and also sound you! Take a step back. How about that? Was that too sharp?
March 14, 2013 6:23 AM PDT
Prince pierre says:
I Am ready! Cog hat? CHECK! Pies? CHECK! Glasses? CHECK! Squirt? CHECK! Hey, Vice versa! Are you ready? Lets train and bust those cogs! :D
March 14, 2013 6:27 AM PDT
Crazy Max says:
On the bright side, now toons dont have to wait for an invasion to get more points.
March 14, 2013 7:21 AM PDT
Prince Lemonquack says:
Well i guess i can try because i am working in Minnies Melody Land. (Beware my organic dollar + Whole Cream PIe combo!)
March 14, 2013 8:47 AM PDT
Toad says:
What the? The cogs have started transmitting into Toon HQ, gear up toons. They are really gonna pay now!
March 14, 2013 8:53 AM PDT
Pierre says:
Well Backstabbers, I have a TON of Big weights to dull your point! Remember toons, a Backstabbers weakness is a big weight!
March 14, 2013 8:53 AM PDT
Teardrop says:
Its 'pointless' to try to invade again after last years 'blunted' attack!
March 14, 2013 9:03 AM PDT
TheCogs says:
We Backstabbers have sharpened our skills since then for a major comeback!
- - end Cog transmission - -
March 14, 2013 9:03 AM PDT
Summer says:
This is good I will be able to get double points for lure :)
March 14, 2013 9:34 AM PDT
Ugly Wacky Snorkelburger says:
Sweet! I'm going save my jellybeans! Gag experience here I come!
March 14, 2013 9:36 AM PDT
Lighting (110) says:
I honestly say backstabbers have no chance! Also this invasion will give the cogs a stabbing headache. :D
March 14, 2013 9:37 AM PDT
Joy says:
Wow! Backstabbers haven't taken over for random times. I'll be sure to gag up my gags and splat those Backstabbers in the faces for what they deserve and earn! Toons of the World Unite! :-) Joy
March 14, 2013 9:42 AM PDT
Dynamitelectrocrash Laff(61) says:
Ok guys its time to load our cream pies again! Toons of the world unite!
March 14, 2013 10:54 AM PDT
Princess Daffodil Funnymuffin - 107 laff says:
Toontastic! I'll be sure to defeat some Backstabbers and gain gag experience while I'm at it. :)
March 14, 2013 12:04 PM PDT
super spike (62 laffs) says:
WE ARE GOING TO DEFEET YOU! WE WILL WIN!!
March 14, 2013 12:20 PM PDT
buddy says:
These cogs are nice, but I want to see Level 9 Backstabbers everywhere! Now that would be great stuff!
March 14, 2013 12:46 PM PDT
yellowtoad says:
we are doomed 0_0 those backstabbers are gonna stab our back!
March 14, 2013 1:25 PM PDT
Piggy Bank says:
Great story, Toontown. This will be a great way to develop our Gags, so the Backstabbers ought to watch their back! Just remember, their weakness is the Big Weight, because it dulls their cutting edge.
March 14, 2013 2:00 PM PDT
Prismlight Gem Guardian says:
Hmm. Good practice training for Ubers. We'll destroy you, Backstabbers! We have Gags, and we aren't afraid to use them!
March 14, 2013 2:11 PM PDT
Big Ozzie Funnyscreech says:
Hmm... those cogs are at it again? when are they gonna learn? They can't win and WE can back THAT up!
March 14, 2013 2:12 PM PDT
Thomas says:
Backstabbers prepare for cream pies!
March 14, 2013 2:49 PM PDT
Miss Flappy says:
I can't wait for the invasions! I need the double gag points sooo much!!!!!! By the way, Toontown is awesome!!!
March 14, 2013 3:06 PM PDT
Crazy Wacky Dizzyzapper says:
Don't try to run, Cogs. You KNOW that the we will send you back to Lawbot HQ! Tell your little CJ that us toons are out to get you! I don't think ANY TOON will go to those districts. We always like a good battle. So? You still coming? Reply if your not CHICKEN enough!
March 14, 2013 3:13 PM PDT
TheCogs says:
We are unable to reply at the moment. Too busy invading. But we Backstabbers will be right back...
- - end Cog transmission - -
March 14, 2013 3:13 PM PDT
Uber Duck says:
Hey! I defeated the Back Stabbers today on Boingyboro!
March 14, 2013 3:21 PM PDT
Tristan says:
FINALLY!!!! ive sooooo been waiting to try out my new trap gag!!! TOONS OF THE WORLD UNITE!!!
March 14, 2013 4:35 PM PDT
Cool Lollipop Glittersprinkles says:
I dont think the Back Stabbers will get through with their plans.
March 14, 2013 5:21 PM PDT
Lilac says:
Pie these back-stabbing cogs!
March 14, 2013 6:02 PM PDT
Dusty says:
So these backstabbers are making another ' pointless ' attack. Like last time we will ALWAYS win. You are actually doing us toons a favor by making us laugh with your attacks. Watch your 'back' backstabbers. Us toons ALWAYS WIN! GO TOONS! See what you think of that backstabbers!
March 14, 2013 6:19 PM PDT
Onyx says:
Wow! I'll try to use these Backstabbers to get my gags up! Looks like their plan has "Backstabbed."
March 14, 2013 6:36 PM PDT
Duncan says:
Well you little cogs don't seem very nice are you, how about a little joke!
March 14, 2013 6:37 PM PDT
Wizard Justin 29 laff points says:
backstabbers are going need alot of "backup"if their going to get through us plus they are weak i bet a fly could defeat them! i hope you backstabbers get the "point".
March 14, 2013 7:38 PM PDT
Waterbender says:
You cogs arn't so tough and the invasion is helping us not hurting us. get with it cog!
March 15, 2013 4:22 AM PDT
Duke (65 Laff) says:
Only Backstabbers? Drat, I was Preparing for something A little more threatening. This Will Be EASY.
March 15, 2013 5:04 AM PDT
Odieboy says:
Thank you, Backstabbers! I'm so happy you did invasions! It was fun! Keep it going!
March 15, 2013 5:22 AM PDT
Fireball says:
This is great because I need seven more four or more story cog buildings
March 15, 2013 6:03 AM PDT
Prince Huey Dizzyfussen says:
You can't get past us, backstabbers! I'm going to be 'blunt' and say that you're not 'sharp' enough to defeat us! Where's your pencil sharpener? That's right, I took it! How are the Pencil Pushers doing, on another note? Are their tips 'dull'?
March 15, 2013 6:56 AM PDT
Super Thundercrunch says:
I guess we better get straight to the "point" and take "back" the streets!
March 15, 2013 12:24 PM PDT
lollipop crumple sprinkles says:
it will be a blast busting backstabbers
March 15, 2013 1:55 PM PDT
Master Lloyd says:
These Backstabbers don't stand a chance against Toons!
March 15, 2013 2:55 PM PDT
dandyfoot(56) says:
By the time im done with you, you'll be "pointless." Try and beat us Backstabbers! Were ready to WIN!
March 15, 2013 4:04 PM PDT
black midnight ( 18 laff ) says:
ouch! the backstabbers? hmm... thats a problem. the cogs wont scare me!!!!! time to get tooned up!
March 15, 2013 5:22 PM PDT
ursula giggle pocket says:
the Chairman cant stop us! the CEO cant stop us! the VP cant stop us! the CFO cant stop us! even the Chief Justice cant stop us! bring it on! bring on the backstabbers! were not afraid! ( unless you poke us OUCH!) you can give us a stabbing headache sometimes but were not afraid! Toons of the World, Unite!
March 15, 2013 5:43 PM PDT
Skinny Lily says:
I finished my 200 Back Stabbers task in one day thanks to this! Thank you Toontown!!!
March 15, 2013 6:48 PM PDT
silly hucklemirk says:
eh backstabbers again? sounds a lil sharper then my normal fights
March 16, 2013 12:42 AM PDT
lady cute dog says:
When a invasion came, i tried to fight a backstabber. But they are tough! I didn't even last long, i was sad after 2 hits
March 16, 2013 3:30 AM PDT
Ursula gigglepocket says:
lol! another excuse to bust out my old mover and shaker level pine suit! :3
March 16, 2013 5:16 AM PDT
Hyper Chow Chow (64 Laff) says:
Oh yay! I can actually finish my lawbot task! :D
March 16, 2013 10:12 AM PDT
Sparkle muffin says:
You " pointless " BackStabbers can't stop us! We will have out gags ready! ( probably our squirt guns to amuse ourselves ) We will squirt selzler ( i think thats how you say it XD ) bottles in your faces! We will throw wedding cakes in your faces! Reply if you dare!!!!
March 16, 2013 10:50 AM PDT